The Controversially Political Humor thread

[Serendipity Records]

So it looks like my thread "The silly Conspiracy Theory thread" did not generate enough interest -- but no worries! I'm casting a wider net this time.

Jokes, humor, comedy, clips of funny goofs who can't hold their own, clips of geniuses who stand up for the truth (whether it's actually true or not), etc., are all encouraged. Looking forward to your contributions.

***I do not intent for this thread to be a place for serious discussions. If you see something here you'd like to have a fist fight over please START A NEW THREAD.***

For starters... The one and only Dave Chappelle!

 

[leddy]

Chappelle is awesome.

Posted this before, but is appropriate here again-

 

[Serendipity Records]

 

[Slouching Raymond]

This is Britain's welsh windbag Neil Kinnock, falling in the sea.

 

[Slouching Raymond]

OK, just look up 'Neil Kinnock falling in the sea'.

 

[Serendipity Records]

This is Britain's welsh windbag Neil Kinnock, falling in the sea.

 

[Serendipity Records]

"You can't even get your wife wet bro"
BOOM!

 

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[dogooder]

What did Jesus say when the took the nails from his wrists?

 

[Serendipity Records]

Piers Morgan comes out as a black lesbian

 

[Serendipity Records]

What did Jesus say when the took the nails from his wrists?

OK, what did he say?

Let me guess... "Forgive them, for they know not what they do"?

 

[PorterhouseMusic]

What did Jesus say when the took the nails from his wrists?

"ouch" ??

"Could you point me to the nearest hospital?"

 

[Slouching Raymond]

What did Jesus say when the took the nails from his wrists?

I was thinking blasphemy.

 

[dogooder]

He said, MY FEET! MY FEET!

 

[Serendipity Records]

"ouch" ??

"Could you point me to the nearest hospital?"

I don't get your "joke".

 

[PorterhouseMusic]

I don't get your "joke".

No?

Well - it's really more of a punchline.

 

[PorterhouseMusic]

He said, MY FEET! MY FEET!

Ha! Of course!

 

[Serendipity Records]

No?

Well, it's kinda coming from nowhere? And no, that's not what He said.

 

[PorterhouseMusic]

And no, that's not what He said.

Well it would make sense if he did.

 

[dogooder]

Well it would make sense if he did.

He was waving his arms trying to keep his balance.
He wasn't really dead, he was playing opossum.