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After opening this gadget I found the secret to their succes. It actually acts as an air DI signal enhancer

I will try to explain:

We all know that we perceive sound by fluctuation in the air that reach our ears. Exactly these fluctuations are used in this gadget. The input is connected to a very microscopic ultra(behringer?) high quality speaker. Just before the output their is a very little microscopic new technology mic that is connected to the output socket.
And guess what lies between the speaker and the mic.....Yes...supercondenser air. This air was specially imported from Mars on the last Mars mission. Moonlander never got lost, it went straight to their factory. The components of this air make the sound passing thru of ultra quality.

Don't ask me how I know, I just do. I can't reveil my sources.
 
Oh yeah ,after opening you'll have to get a new one as I found out the hard way. offcourse all the air is gone.
 
After opening this gadget I found the secret to their succes. It actually acts as an air DI signal enhancer

I will try to explain:

We all know that we perceive sound by fluctuation in the air that reach our ears. Exactly these fluctuations are used in this gadget. The input is connected to a very microscopic ultra(behringer?) high quality speaker. Just before the output their is a very little microscopic new technology mic that is connected to the output socket.
And guess what lies between the speaker and the mic.....Yes...supercondenser air.

Revelation to Follow:
That is why my music always sounds so much better to me than anyone else. I have a triphazer built into my head and never knew it. Damn.....
 
I have a triphazer built into my head and never knew it.
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Fangar, what you are trying to say is your head is filled with air?
 
That's affirmative, that may explain the sudden airy-ness when I stand up to fast. Tri-phazer failure. All this time.

Fangar
 
Ok, Fangar couldn't resist, so I emailed the Triphazer company. My subject read : For realzies?

This was the reply for anyone who cares:

Hi
Think of it this way.

You have an investment in every piece of electronics and music ever purchased or recorded. Guitars, LP's, CD's, speakers amplifiers , Mics ETC..

We have demonstrable PROOF POSITIVE that you are getting only 25 to 30% of the fidelity that your components and Recorded media are capable of!

One audio reviewer commented that 500$ of tri-phazers blows away 10,000$ of anything he could buy!

When recording or mastering with Tri-Phazers the finished product to the customer will retain the Master Tape quality and sound like the customers system has tri-phazers on it .

We are building a new web site that will help to explain what they do and what you can expect when using them.

A recording engineer from NARADA Records heard a fully tri-phazed system and said " How can I explain what I am hearing ...to anyone?"

Thats why you have to hear them fo yourself. Many of our customers purchased a 500$ pair and after 30 or 40 days call back and purchase more units saying " OK I want the biggest tri-phazers you have and get them here over night!"........ I find that very satisfying!

Thanks

mike

PS
An over 95% satisfaction level cannot be wrong.
 
Now this represents a salesman I would never buy gear from.

A reply like that could be written by a 20 year old who wants to sell his home made gadget.
 
Sounds like a filter to me. I'll put my money in balanced cables.
 
Titanium Multi-Phaser using AI technology

Fangar,

Boy, the first part of that review sounded like this device has some form of Artificial Intelligence :eek: that creates the sound correction over a period of time based on specific shortcomings from the source. It can calculate what the waveform should have been through time and adjust its output accordingly. I think the technology used assumes the end user has NO intelligence. :confused: Anyway, did you read phase 2 of that review? I think this guy realized he lost all credibility by what he wrote. The second part of his review trashed the product. I don't think he un-did the damage to his credibility though.:o
 
I found it interseting. Reminds me of those get rich quick schemes that you see on TV where no one will ever say what the hell it is that they are doing to make the money. They just all talk about how they are raking in over $200,000 a second. I was suprised to have received a reply as my email was sort of tounge and cheek.

Fangar
 
Improves Gas Mileage

Fangar.

Ya, that response to your email looked like a typical "we did not read your email but our software automatically generates a response" response.

I bet with the correct adapters this device could be tied into a cars ECM (electronic control module) and would double the horsepower and triple the gas mileage. Of course you would have to leave it installed for several thousand miles so it could adjust to the make and model of the car and to also develop driver reaction data so that it can model a driving curve to be able to anticipate driver reacation. It will totally erradicate driver rage as we know it while making your car faster and more economic and as an added bonus...make it sound better. You won't even have to change mufflers.

I want to buy stock in this company before the major auto manufacturers try to kill the technology. I'm looking for investment partners, anybody interested? Please send me a check made out to C.A.S.H.
 
Papa,

I think you are onto something with that horsepower thing!

Fangar
 
You guys need to pull your heads out of your asses and join the 21st century. I use triphazors on everything and they sound incredible!

I have 12 level 7 triphasors and for less than $10,000 I was able to make my Berringer sound like a Mackie and my SM 57's sound like 58's! Thats a whole 1 better!!!

With a little EQ and a $400 Level 3 they can even make your Squire sound like a Strat!!!

I even put one inline on my telephone and for only $600 my cheapo phone sounds like it cost $200!

Triphazors are amazing!
 
I'm Guilty

I have been so close minded. Yes, I had my head up my ass, and I must tell you, I did not like what I saw. I ordered three of them today.:(
 
I put one on my TV during a Martha Stewart broadcast and it turned her into Pamela Anderson.
 
Lopp said:
I put one on my TV during a Martha Stewart broadcast and it turned her into Pamela Anderson.
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Used it for Baywatch.....turned it into the Golden Girls..:D Had to disconnect it..too disturbing

Don
 
I stuck my dick in one and the ensuing orgasm resonated through me with a fidelity and harmonic clarity unequaled in the realm silk domes and long-drive woofers.

I do believe I heard angels singing.
 
tdukex said:
I stuck my dick in one and the ensuing orgasm resonated through me with a fidelity and harmonic clarity unequaled in the realm silk domes and long-drive woofers.

I do believe I heard angels singing.
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That explains why the used one I bought off ebay isn't working right!

Damn it!

Fangar
 
Get the picture

There was something telling in the article that, I believe, Fangar found. Whoever, the point is, in the article it said that triphazers make it sound more like the mic feed (or something similar but that is the point). Apparently, for many "audiophiles" who have probably never seen the inside of a "real" recording studio nor have they heard anything that was not ultimately mastered and manufactured for mass consumption such as a raw tracking "tape" (hard disc nowadays). Such people might imagine that what they are trying to acheive in thier audiophole quest is this kind of "real" studio sound. The real truth is that it is the elimination of anything between the instrument and your ears that makes for "real". Everything else is "electronic". Adding gadgets almost never acheives this goal, particularly ridiculous ones. But...these hobbyist audiohplies must have something to spend thier money on so that they can forever think they are acheiving "realism" in thier sound. I remember one guy I knew who was an audiophile. This was mostly because he was rich. But, I don't think this gut had a clue as to what music was relaly about, in fact, for the most part, I believe he had a tin ear. For some of these audiophiles (though I do not mean to imply all) they would do a sight better for themselves if they would learn what the instruments sound like in the first place by listening to them. Anyway...Blah, Blah, Blah....P.T. Barnum would have loved Triphazers since there is a purchaser born every minute!
 
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