sweetnubs seeks independently wealthy assistant

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here's the deal. sweetnubs has been enjoying taking acid and eating mushrooms again. back in my younger days i'd probably taken at least 200 hits of acid and eaten lbs of mushrooms. my retirement plan is to have a nice small peice of property with a little one room house and a outhouse out back. i want to take acid, eat mushrooms, drink whiskey and smoke cigars as often as possible until i kick the bucket. so here's the plan. i need an independtly wealthy assistant that wants to learn the trade. i'll teach you well, hook you up with industry contacts, etc. i just need you to sign a contract that says you will buy me a small peice of land, a small house, etc. and a yearly pension of 20 grand. i can supplement this when i sell off my assets. i will teach you for a period of five years. you can train yourself a bunch of engineers afterwords and make plently of money off of owning your own studio. please help sweetnubs enjoy hallucinogens frequently during his autumn years . . . . .
 
200 hits of acid? No wonder so much bullshit comes out of your mouth.

To quote Shel Silverstein:

"Acid made him see the light, but he didn't remember it long."

Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi
 
" Now cheech, i told you to stop taking acid!!" "look what a fool it has made of you!!"

---just playing with you dude. i will be your as. engineer but my mom will have to drive me there!!!!(hee! hee! ha! ha! hee! Hee! Ha! Ha!)
 
Dude you don't need anymore acid....Flashbacks!Move your hand in front of your face...((((Seeee ttthhhee trraccess))))..Your already hooked up :D


Don
 
sweetnubs said:
here's the deal. sweetnubs has been enjoying taking acid and eating mushrooms again. back in my younger days i'd probably taken at least 200 hits of acid and eaten lbs of mushrooms. my retirement plan is to have a nice small peice of property with a little one room house and a outhouse out back. i want to take acid, eat mushrooms, drink whiskey and smoke cigars as often as possible until i kick the bucket. so here's the plan. i need an independtly wealthy assistant that wants to learn the trade. i'll teach you well, hook you up with industry contacts, etc. i just need you to sign a contract that says you will buy me a small peice of land, a small house, etc. and a yearly pension of 20 grand. i can supplement this when i sell off my assets. i will teach you for a period of five years. you can train yourself a bunch of engineers afterwords and make plently of money off of owning your own studio. please help sweetnubs enjoy hallucinogens frequently during his autumn years . . . . .
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I would like to hear Sweetnubs quality work, and I would like to know who these "contacts" would be before I even consider this venture.;)
 
All of those hallucinogens have made you permenantly dillusional.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
hell, i'd be happy if i'd SEEN acid in the last year and a half :D
 
Light said:
200 hits of acid? No wonder so much bullshit comes out of your mouth.

To quote Shel Silverstein:

"Acid made him see the light, but he didn't remember it long."
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I love Shel Silverstein. I hate acid.
 
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