No, Hottsauce, I don't know what the hell is going on with you. I can only guess and speculate.
If you'd care to shed a little light on this subject, I'm all ears. I can't figure out whether you're a troll, or if you've got some sort of mental condtion . . . or if you're just an idiot.
In the past, I've just assumed you're either a moron or a troll. But lately, I've been noticing some distinct patterns that might suggest some sort of learning disorder. And that's okay, because most of them are treatable and no one is going to look down on you for it. And if that's the case, I would like an opportunity to apologise for my insensitivities.
Anyway, my point is that I just don't know. What is it, Hottsauce? You tell me.