OK then - Girls it is ! Let's have some fun Girls - and learn, and work hard, and after some time some good sounds will begin to come out of our speakers !
Tonio - if you search for "mid side" you should be able to catch a thread or 2 where masteringhouse goes into m/s in the mastering environment in some detail. It's also a micing technique so you can find lots of stuff on the internet about that too.