salty

[cantthinkofname]

there was a salty eyeball and he went for a walk
with a sleepy eyeball

and they had a little talk

(something something something)

salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye

sleepy eyeball's sleepy eyeball so sleepy doesn't cry
sleepy eyeball's sleepy eyeball so sleepy doesn't cry

to be continued

is it ok so far?

 

[Jordazjc]

So beautiful...

I love the imagery, and the hidden, yet huge hidden message in this...

The salty eyeball represents those who are risk takers, and live for the odd things in life, with no regards to those who may think that they are different, and shun them.

The salty eyeball like people feed off of their own actions, which in turn pushes them ahead in life.

The sleepy eyeball represents those who shun salty eyeballs, and force themselves into a life of stress and discontent, which in turn brings them further and further down, but they are too lost to care...

BEAUTIFUL. Brought tears to my eyes...

 

[cantthinkofname]

are you making fun of me? there is no need to lie

 

[cantthinkofname]

i apologize jordaz, i just didn't believe anyone could say those things about it, if you were being honest thank you

 

[Jordazjc]

lmao, I was kidding

no offense

 

[cantthinkofname]

You ASSHOLE! if i wasn't laughing so hard i'd rip your ass off

 

[cantthinkofname]

your not going to ruin my salty song you butthole! i wasn't even going to post it

 

[Jordazjc]

I believe I can Continue this awesomeness, let me contribute-

Salty Eyeball met Vinegar
Vinegar met Salty Eyeball
Salty Eyeball Loves Vinegar
Salty Eyeball is RED

Just consider these, they are merely shunned in the shade provided by the grand and beautiful stature posed by the previous set of lyrics

You are our lord and savior, amen

 

[cantthinkofname]

i never actually liked the song anyways, the only reason it came to me i think is because someone asked me if i was tired once and i said i have sleepy eyeballs on my head, or something like that, and they said what? waht are sleepy eyeballs on teh had?

i trashed it long ago

 

[cantthinkofname]

oooooooooooooo

 

[kcearl]

is this a thread...seriously?

 

[up-fiddler]

So.....

there was a salty eyeball and he went for a walk
with a sleepy eyeball

and they had a little talk

(something something something)

salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye
salty eyeball loves his salt shaker pouring on his eye

sleepy eyeball's sleepy eyeball so sleepy doesn't cry
sleepy eyeball's sleepy eyeball so sleepy doesn't cry

to be continued

is it ok so far?

.....would this be Salty eyeball porn?

 

[stevieb]

Step AWAY from the crack pipe...

 

[Jordazjc]

Step AWAY?

Step AWAY? Are you serious? So many people do that all the time, its not interesting anymore. Be a freaking individual.

Step ON the crackpipe. Not too many people do THAT.

I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THIS DAY, STEP ON THE CRACKPIPE DAY

 

[commanda]

STEP ON THE CRACKPIPE DAY

Now, that sounds like the title of a song.

 

[Jordazjc]

STEP ON THE CRACKPIPE DAY




There was a lonely crackpipe,
Sitting on a pig
Smoking tunes of voracious melodies
From the fountain of youth he took a swig

Forever in the hearts of the elders
As he orgasms to melodious blenders
His best friend Gerald
The mouse, he gets high



Sad of face, Mad of face a' with
a step, take, he crackpipe
crackpipe he take a step, with a face of mad,
face of sad

STEP ON THE CRACKPIPE DAY

 

[Kingofpain678]

If I were a moderator I would catch this thread on fire.

But I'm not.

So...


I request that a real mod catch this thread on fire. Good riddance.

 

[Jordazjc]

Well, I'm just having sum fun with it, but I guess if you truly believe that it should be removed, oh well

 

[Strat1958]

It's no worse than "Muskrat Love". Seriously. I shudder every time I hear that song, shudder again when I remember that it was a top hit, then break into convulsions when I remember that it was a top hit TWICE.

That's the kind of stuff I think about when I'm being too critical of my own songs.

 

[cantthinkofname]

.....would this be Salty eyeball porn?

good morning sillybutts! this thread meks me laugh in the morning i like it better than the song, who would've known Salty would become such a work of art. they should hang it up at an art show because it would certainly make a fine conversation piece

hmmmm? why is salty so salty?

i don't know. but why is sleepy eyeballs eyeball so sleepy? and is he really crying or did a piece of salty's salt fall into his eye?