Roses are Red....

[stalemayte]

roses are red....

violets are blue......







.......BIITCH!

 

[true-eurt]

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour...


*courtesy Wilko's son aged 10*

 

[true-eurt]

roses are red
violets are blue
i wish i had something
better to do

I would go to the Jamfest
If I were you!!

 

[dwarf]

Roses are red
Violates are puce
Fuck going spanking
Mine are anal Induced


(not really)

 

[dwarf]

Blood is red
My sister is blue
Mum make me some pancakes
Or it'll happen to you

 

[Gorty]

My piss is red
My poo is blue
My hemorroids hurt
What shall I do?

 

[true-eurt]

Maneaters are fed
in a sea rosey red
Once a violet blue
memories of you.

 

[Folkie]

Roses are red
A violet's a flower
So many men
for true to devour

 

[dwarf]

roses are red
violets I chose
It puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose

 

[true-eurt]

Munch, crunch
I had my brunch
Roses of red
Flavours of Fred
Violets are blue
Now I will eat you!

 

[Folkie]

Munch, crunch
I had my brunch
Roses of red
Flavours of Fred
Violets are blue
Now I will eat you!

Violets so dark
That they're nearly black
While you're eating me
I might have to eat back....

But though roses are red
And their beauty can thrill me
If I ate you back
My dear wife would kill me.