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ez_willis said:
Yeah, post count is everything in my world, without it I am just another troll on another bbs. How's this for proving you wrong-






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An essay on ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge​


I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge . In depth analysis of ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge can be an enriching experience. Remarkably ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge . With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge .

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge . When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. A child’s approach to ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge . I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge they are changed.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge . We will primarily be focusing on the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a classic economic system of analysis. Housing
Prices

ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge


The statistics make it clear that ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge is a major market factor. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge , but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge .

In the words of award winning journalist Achilles Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge to win our vote?
Conclusion

To conclude, ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It sings a new song, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres.

One final thought from the talented Wyclef Poppins: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge by my side.' [3]



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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your ez_willis' vast and complete recording knowledge - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
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heh...I honestly don't think these are ever going to stop being funny to me!!

And I went and quoted the whole damn thing!
 
Purge said:
heh...I honestly don't think these are ever going to stop being funny to me!!

And I went and quoted the whole damn thing!
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Thats the first one I've actually read, those are funny!
 
Dogman said:
Wiilis, Willis, Willis. What am I gonna do with you. Get on the bus now. We're going straight home.
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And as soon as you get there mister, I have something for you...............











































A SPANKING!!!!............. :D :D :D
 
BRIEFCASEMANX said:
CHECK MY DAMN POST HISTORY YOU ASSHOLE
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Ooooops!!.................I think you just bought yourself an essay on "What Is An Asshole?"....................... :eek: :D
 
If you are not walters, you do a bang up impression. Good show.
 
true-eurt said:
Ooooops!!.................I think you just bought yourself an essay on "What Is An Asshole?"....................... :eek: :D
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YEAH OF COURSE.

THANKS FOR MAKING THIS THREAD UNNECESSARILY LONG AND PROLONGING ME GETTING AN ANSWER TO MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU ASSHOLE, WILLIS.
 
An essay on assholes​


In order to understand our selves, we must first understand assholes. There are many factors which influenced the development of assholes. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of assholes. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of assholes.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of assholes to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, assholes bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - assholes is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with assholes. Of course, assholes fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of assholes within the vast framework which this provides. Market
Value
Of
Gold

assholes


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that assholes is of great importance. Well the market value of gold has always depended upon assholes to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing assholes and ones own image of themselves.

We cannot talk of assholes and politics without remembering the words of award winning journalist Noah Tuigamala 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of assholes until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'assholes wins votes.' Simple as that.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with assholes? We can say that assholes has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It inspires, ensures financial stability, though assholes brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly assholes.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Ozzy Jackson: 'I demand assholes, nothing more nothing less.' [3]



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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about assholes, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
 
A+ for that first paragraph. The influence of assholes on western cinema. Socialists don't comprehend the full scope of assholes. Examining the causes of assholes. This is A+ material.
 
Willis that shit is funny!

Are you taking articles off the internet somewhere, going in to Word, doing a search for the keyword in the article and having word replace it with whatever word your want?

I can't tell if you're actually writing these or not, but they're hilarious!
 
An essay on EZ WILLIS' FARTS

The subject of EZ WILLIS' FARTS is a controversial issue. In depth analysis of EZ WILLIS' FARTS can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that EZ WILLIS' FARTS is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of EZ WILLIS' FARTS.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course EZ WILLIS' FARTS is quite good.

Nothing represents every day life better than EZ WILLIS' FARTS, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, EZ WILLIS' FARTS will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system. Average
Wage

EZ WILLIS' FARTS


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Recent studies indicate that the average wage sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing the two, equally popular approaches to EZ WILLIS' FARTS. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by a legend in their own life time, Xaviera Bootlegger 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to EZ WILLIS' FARTS. It speaks volumes. History tells us that EZ WILLIS' FARTS will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for EZ WILLIS' FARTS?
Conclusion

To conclude EZ WILLIS' FARTS must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It brings peace, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Shania Clooney: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: EZ WILLIS' FARTS ROCKS!!! [3]



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[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Go mad for EZ WILLIS' FARTS - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books
 
BRIEFCASEMANX said:
"....Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of EZ WILLIS' FARTS......
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WOW ISN'T WASTING BANWIDTH TO HAVE POINTLESS FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW OVER THE INTERNET FUN?

IS ANYONE WANTING TO GIVE HELP ME YET?
 
BRIEFCASEMANX said:
WOW ISN'T WASTING BANWIDTH TO HAVE POINTLESS FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW OVER THE INTERNET FUN?

IS ANYONE WANTING TO GIVE HELP ME YET?
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Do you realize you are shouting??..I have had my butt chewed out for that.
Maybe if you would stop shouting, one of the guys would help you. Like Northsiderap for instance...He helps Walters out all the time...
 
BRIEFCASEMANX said:
WOW ISN'T WASTING BANWIDTH TO HAVE POINTLESS FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW OVER THE INTERNET FUN?

IS ANYONE WANTING TO GIVE HELP ME YET?
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Essays are so yesterday! What an odd choice for an essay title though, a connoisseur of my gas, I'm flattered.
 
true-eurt said:
Do you realize you are shouting??..I have had my butt chewed out for that.
Maybe if you would stop shouting, one of the guys would help you. Like Northsiderap for instance...He helps Walters out all the time...
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In other words, Briefcasemanx, look at the left side of the keyboard you are typing on. See the key marked CAPSLOCK? Press it! Typing in all capital letters is a noob thing and it causes eye fatigue. And the rest of us consider it yelling or shouting. So please stop.
 
ez_willis said:
Essays are so yesterday! What an odd choice for an essay title though, a connoisseur of my gas, I'm flattered.
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and you a connoisseur of your own asshole!!!! :D
 
Breifcase,

I'm not being condescending or any other negative adjective here, just being brutally honest...

There is no way you can recieve an answer if you can't ask the question. The harsh truth is that your question, even though you rephrased it a couple of times, appears so riddled with erroneous vocabulary and concept that we're not even sure what you're asking for.

I *think* maybe you're looking to follow one of the latest ill-advised trends among the unwashed: you want to crunch all the dynamics out of your tracks and turn them into big three-minute-long square waves so that everything comes out at maximum volume all the time and is louder than even the used car commercials on the AM radio.

Would I know how to do that with a compressor and a board? Yes. Would I tell you how to do it? Just about as soon as I'd tell you how to hold on to the tail of a ravenous Siberian tiger. Both ideas are equally wise. Not because of anything personal; just because it's a lousy idea.

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