noise floor breathing

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I'm trying to record a copy of a track really low in volume and have alot of noise floor on the copy track

How do i get alot of noise floor noise with very little sound leaky through? by bussing or copying?

The problem i have is the Noise floor Track lets say track #2 is pure noise floor how do i make the noise floor compress/threshold to the tempo of the keyboard rhythm chords

examples track#1 is the keyboard chords lets say quarter notes

How can i have the noise floor be "compressing" up and down that squeezing sound of the noise floor in a rhythm of another track of its input?
 
Walters, do you have a learning disability? havent you gotten the drift that noone wants you around, and really that noone will answer your dipshit questions. Why do you keep posting? Seriously! I want to know why.

you post these dumbass questions in this developmentally discounted autistic jargon...and expect people to answer. WHY WHY WHY? noone will answer you!

fly to the moon! Live with the druids in elsenborn.

but im consulting the magic 8 ball.




never

walters said:
random silly bullshit
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Is your name BIGGAY? hahahahah :eek: :eek: i bet u live in west hollywood
 
walters said:
Is your name BIGGAY? hahahahah :eek: :eek: i bet u live in west hollywood
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so what, I take it up the ass twice on tuesdays. big deal.
but.. SURFMAN. do you have a learning disability? Seriously. I am genuinely curious.

what is a west hollywood? if I hollywood and vine, and end up eating dingo meat in Small Claims Court left yellow? does the oxygen sensor breathe yesterday?
I want to know how to go into a black hole and come out on the other side, breathing and humming like in the 50s movies where the gangstaers breathe and hum?how do I do this? what is a yesterday? I want to chain two yesterdays to a compressor and take the noise from the 1st yesterday and feed into the twice yesterday and hear it pump, you know pumping not like gas pumping but Ancient pumping. if I look out the window with a sailor hat and close my eyes backwards, will this work? what about the guitars?

Whats a Ancient?
 
hi BigGAY answer this

I'm trying to record a copy of a track really low in volume and have alot of noise floor on the copy track

How do i get alot of noise floor noise with very little sound leaky through? by bussing or copying?

The problem i have is the Noise floor Track lets say track #2 is pure noise floor how do i make the noise floor compress/threshold to the tempo of the keyboard rhythm chords

examples track#1 is the keyboard chords lets say quarter notes

How can i have the noise floor be "compressing" up and down that squeezing sound of the noise floor in a rhythm of another track of its input?
 
Walters;;; :mad:

Remember to cross the street when you see the red light, not on green but red ;) :eek: :D
 
BigRay said:
what is a west hollywood? if I hollywood and vine, and end up eating dingo meat in Small Claims Court left yellow? does the oxygen sensor breathe yesterday?
I want to know how to go into a black hole and come out on the other side, breathing and humming like in the 50s movies where the gangstaers breathe and hum?how do I do this? what is a yesterday? I want to chain two yesterdays to a compressor and take the noise from the 1st yesterday and feed into the twice yesterday and hear it pump, you know pumping not like gas pumping but Ancient pumping. if I look out the window with a sailor hat and close my eyes backwards, will this work? what about the guitars?

Whats a Ancient?
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hahahahaha
 
walters said:
hi BigGAY answer this

I'm trying to record a copy of a track really low in volume and have alot of noise floor on the copy track

How do i get alot of noise floor noise with very little sound leaky through? by bussing or copying?

The problem i have is the Noise floor Track lets say track #2 is pure noise floor how do i make the noise floor compress/threshold to the tempo of the keyboard rhythm chords

examples track#1 is the keyboard chords lets say quarter notes

How can i have the noise floor be "compressing" up and down that squeezing sound of the noise floor in a rhythm of another track of its input?
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Send an auxilary keyboard track out to the sidechain of the expanded noisefloor track.
 
superbeatballer said:
Send an auxilary keyboard track out to the sidechain of the expanded noisefloor track.
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Great, encourage the jackass. :)
 
Send an auxilary keyboard track out to the sidechain of the expanded noisefloor track.


How do i get a sidechain? sidechain input ? how do i create the expanded noise floor track?
 
I believe there are a lot of places you can buy chains in W. Hollywood.
 
I have a similar question: Last night, while using a 10" butcher knife to pry of may radiator cap, I slipped, and cut off my ring and middle fingers on my left hand. I put them back on, but they keep fallling off, and even when they stay on a few seconds, I find it difficult to use them, even on simple chords.

If I take a picture of the knife, could I use it to stop the bleeding?
 
ermghoti said:
I have a similar question: Last night, while using a 10" butcher knife to pry of may radiator cap, I slipped, and cut off my ring and middle fingers on my left hand. I put them back on, but they keep fallling off, and even when they stay on a few seconds, I find it difficult to use them, even on simple chords.

If I take a picture of the knife, could I use it to stop the bleeding?
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Lose the fingers, keep the bleeding, and stick to power chords. :D
 
superbeatballer said:
Lose the fingers, keep the bleeding, and stick to power chords. :D
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Well, the bleeding has slowed a lot, and the cat ate one of the fingers. I have avoided power chords ever since I plugged one in, put one end in my mouth, the other in a outlet, and stood in my toilet. It caused an irritating smoky smell. What should I feed my cat to make a sus chord, or an add 9?
 
how do i get noise floor Bleeding? by bussing or routing?
how would u get noise floor bleeding?
 
This was sorta funny the first 2 or 3 threads. Now it's just fucking old and tired.

And inane.

I can't believe I opened this thread. It's like watching a car wreck.
 
ermghoti said:
Well, the bleeding has slowed a lot, and the cat ate one of the fingers. I have avoided power chords ever since I plugged one in, put one end in my mouth, the other in a outlet, and stood in my toilet. It caused an irritating smoky smell. What should I feed my cat to make a sus chord, or an add 9?
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You'll have to feed her some Ipecat to get your finger back through the front door, or some Johnnylax for the other option. Then paste the soiled finger across the fret of your choice for a nice capo. With your remaining fingers you should be able to form almost any chord with relative ease.
 
fraserhutch said:
This was sorta funny the first 2 or 3 threads. Now it's just fucking old and tired.

And inane.

I can't believe I opened this thread. It's like watching a car wreck.
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Now now Fraser, be nice. :p
 
I think I got served.:confused:

I'll gate myself for now. Buh-bye.
 
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