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2 guys meet in a bar over a beer.
First guy says "I have an IQ of 150!"
"Oh yeah, what do you do?" asks another
"I'm a rocket scientist"
Second guy says "I have an IQ of 160"
"Oh yeah, what do you do?" asks another
"I'm a particle physicist"
Third guy says "Jeez, my IQ is only 75"
Other 2 guys ask "What kind of sticks do you use?"

:)
 
Drummer jokes are always funny, but the best part of being the drummer in a band is that I can actually win a bar fight.
 
Greg_L said:
Drummer jokes are always funny,
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I've never found drummer jokes funny. They range from "utter shit" to "even utterer shit".
What's interesting though, is the perception that is projected of people that play drums. For me, it's a demanding and quite complex musical instrument and it amazes me that drummers are not seen as skilled and intelligent people who go a long way towards shaping and framing the genres and songs that they're employed on. As genres have developed, the drummers have been instrumental in creating that shape. And largely uncredited.

And of course they tend to win the bar fights. Drumming half the night gives them a distinct advantage.
Also they get the best limbering up excercise in the band.
 
grimtraveller said:
I've never found drummer jokes funny. They range from "utter shit" to "even utterer shit".
What's interesting though, is the perception that is projected of people that play drums. For me, it's a demanding and quite complex musical instrument and it amazes me that drummers are not seen as skilled and intelligent people who go a long way towards shaping and framing the genres and songs that they're employed on. As genres have developed, the drummers have been instrumental in creating that shape. And largely uncredited.

And of course they tend to win the bar fights. Drumming half the night gives them a distinct advantage.
Also they get the best limbering up excercise in the band.
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Ya, what he said!
Lay off the drummers already, they got enough problems without us slaggin them all the time.

By the way what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?
You got it... A DRUMMER:laughings:
 
Most drummers can play other instruments.


Very few other instrumentalists can play drums.



Drummers win, again.
 
^^^^ Agreed.

And the part about a bar fight. That's why people have drummer and bass player friends.
 
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