New product idea:

[chessrock]

How about a tube A/D converter ?

 

[christiaan]

Great idea, but it will need blue LEDs.

 

[acorec]

How about a tube A/D converter ?

I read that Uli Behringer was a big proponent of tube A/d converters. His whole R&D team is waiting for something to copy though.

 

[Fletcher]

Studer [earlier in the "Harman" era regime] made a "toob" A/D called the "D-19". I didn't think it sounded all that great... but it was severly overpriced [IMNTLBFHO], said "Studer" on the label and had a toob inside... a cornucopia of 'buzz word excellence'!!!

 

[Slackmaster2K]

Funny you should mention it...one of those cheapo soundcard chipset manufacturers (crystal or ess or something) has an integrated chipset with a 12AX7 in the circuit. That's right, a tube motherboard.

I think it's a great idea, but first I'm going to try replacing the four billion transistors in my PIII processor with tubes....that should really warm things up!

Slackmaster 2000

 

[Track Rat]

I want a tube mic stand and a BBTTE. Geez Loueez.

 

[willovercome]

i want a tube mouse so it 'warms' up my digital recordings, and burns my hand.

 

[chessrock]

I suppose a tube mouse pad might be a bit safer -- not to mention easier on the R&D budget.

 

[Teacher]

the Cranesong Hedd does have different tape simulations which supposedly give u a more vintage sound...not tube but a similar efx u might be after...

 

[chessrock]

Yea, but does it have a glowy toob thingie ?

If not, then you can keep it.

 

[Track Rat]

JEEZUS KERIST! It just hit me like a wet mop. TUBE LAMPS! It's a natural. I gotta hurry up and register the patent, then I'll have to get a domain for the web site, hmmmmmmm....................

 

[Teacher]

Yea, but does it have a glowy toob thingie ?

If not, then you can keep it.

LMAO...your a mess..

 

[jslator]

I used to own a few pairs of tube socks. They were quite "warm".

 

[echomancer]

The dbx 386 has a "tube" preamp in front of an A/D converter that is considered to be top notch, does that count?

 

[Track Rat]

Dude. Look up. It's right over your head.

 

[MISTERQCUE]

I want a dual-tube 12AX7 toilet seat to keep my butt warm during those long, winter encounters on the throne!

 

[christiaan]

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[DeadPoet]

Pfffffffffffffffft... I have a toob lava lamp. It has the warmest colors I've ever seen.


Herwig

 

[willovercome]

once you guys make all your toob products, i'll make a digital plug in that sounds like a crappy metalic version. and i'll make an outboard hardware modeler of each of your pieces.

 

[regebro]

It smells like the best pussy you ever tasted.

Ehm, honestly, that wasn't that great. Not to misuunderstand me, I have nothing against pussy, but it isn't the smell that draws me there... Couldn't I just have it smell of roses or strawberries or something?