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So can we deflate those myths?mshilarious said:That's a myth![]()

So can we deflate those myths?mshilarious said:That's a myth![]()
SouthSIDE Glen said:With pockets of exceptions perhaps in Nashville or LA, most session musicians I know or have heard of (at least around my digs) do both session work and play in live bands (both cover and original.) I've told the story here before about the one drummer I know who does a lot of studio work and schedules dates full-time or part-time for as many as 20 or 30 bands at a time. In fact it's common around here for your average quality musician (every one of whom knows at least some theory, BTW) to be in several cover or original bands at once as well as on the A-list call sheet for a few local studios. Maybe not 20-30 bands, Jerry is quite the exception. But 3-5 bands simultaneously is not unusual at all, and only one band is actually quite unusual.
Not one of these guys could survive at all if they didn't have at least *some* theory under their belt. Like msh said, they have to learn songs, often having only a coule of practices with the others before they have to take it live. If you cant talk and understand musical detail when working with the other musicians, you are going to get lost in the dust *real* fast and the band ins't going to keep you on. In fact, they often have to play something on-the-fly for the first time at the gig when a table of listeners (or a single drunk) gets together and collects $50 or $100 to throw on stage to pay for a request the band has never done before. When the one guy in the band who is somewhat familiar with the song starts calling out chord changes and tempos and whatnot, you gotta know what the hell he's talking about and adapt to it toot sweet, or you are again in the dust and on the skids.
That that thing about session musicians just being worker bees is a load of crap too, as is obvious if you ever heard an experienced, successful session musician play. The reason these guys are hired is not only for their professionalism, but for their sound. For example, just for the sake of argument, if you hired Carlos Santana to play on your next album, any blind and even half-deap people would be able to recognize his playing a mile away. He's not just a worker bee, he is a guitarist who has a syile and a way of arranging his playing that has a sound all his own. It's the same with these guys. They can keep gigs because they have a sound or a style that they bring to the studio that makes their part their own. It's like a good actor; they get parts because the director wants that actor, but the good actor makes the part his own. Sure, often the musician be asked to "play like Carlos Santana" instead of like themselves, whether they want to or not (it is a job, after all). So what? They still get paid for doing what they love, and probably learn something new in the bargain ("Hmmm, I never thought of doing it THAT way before"). Do they all always like it? Of course not. But that's what the live gigs with their buds are for, to get their ya ya's out after a few days of "office work."
In the meantime, they are getting th extra money to send their kid off to college. Yes they are real people with real lives and real families; it not just sex, drugs and rock and roll by a long shot. In fact, 3 of the 4 guys in one of the bands I work with (one of them including the drummer I referred to) have wives and kids and drive their minivans to the gig.
G.
If one is not going to play live cover bands, not going to be a session musician, and not going to play at all with any other musicians, then they can get away with no theory, you're right.famous beagle said:However, if you're not wanting to go that route, then theory is not essential. I think it's really that simple.
southside glen said:You'll find them at Starbucks singing "Horse With No Name" with their guitar case open in front of them and the computer analyst customers drinking $6 coffees and ignoring them while the poor musician's wife is at home packing up the kids into the suitcases and heading back to mama's house in Lafyette, Indiana.
Ah yes, the Belief of the High School Basketball Player; hundreds of thousands of them will all be the next Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant.famous beagle said:Yeah, or I suppose you could find them changing pop music forever, writing songs like "Yesterday," "Elenor Rigby," "Smells Like Teen Spirit," and the like.
osus,osus said:The point I'm trying to make, I guess, is that whether we like it or not, if we're playing in tune, if we're writing harmonies, we're learning music theory. The instruments that we're playing, the range of tones that they can create and the melodies and harmonies we most commonly create on them are subject to the principles of music theory. (I know that's not strictly true--tempered pianos, physics, etc.) While there are people in the 'low art' music genres who do acutally break these rules, they are very few, and only exceptionally successful (I mean that last bit every way you can read it). For the most part, I think we have to realize that A) You have to play in tune and B) If you're playing in tune, learning music theory can really only help.
Farview said:2. Playing to a click track will take the feel out of your performance.
eraos said:I agree.
Unless of course the band can't stay on and is constantly playing catch up with the click.
SouthSIDE Glen said:If one wants to beat those odds, they had better learn as much as they can, including the difference between an A chord and the A Team.
Fletcher said:I started this thread with the hope that other "myths" could be discussed and put to sleep once and for all [like the bullshit myth that you can't plug a ribbon mic into anything running phantom power or the world will end]...
Harvey Gerst said:The Beyer M130 has a built-in ungrounded transformer, with no center tap.
Rico 52 said:Gee wiz Fletcher..........you really take this stuff seriously huh?
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Jillchaw said:98 percent of musicians suck. I know everyone will riot about that one. But its true. No one really knows about how rhythm, melody or harmony work. Any time you try to teach someone about how music really works on the mind all you get is denial and excuses. Like if you say, try writing a few tunes using only the harmonic scale chords people fucking RAGE. Because they hear that as a RULE. And since they dont understand what the rule is they just fight it in their mind and say "rules were meant to be broken, its ROCK AND ROLL!" and keep on regurgitating the same old shit, imitating their heros which are 95 percent of the time just the musicians they idolize or the musicians that were popular during a good time of their life.
Who will deny this?
SouthSIDE Glen said:Ah yes, the Belief of the High School Basketball Player; hundreds of thousands of them will all be the next Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant.
There are two hundred million musicians out there who are striving to be the next Guthrie, Lennon or Cobain. One or two or three of them will, through a combination of innate genius and luck. Another one thousand or so will get really close to that level by working their way up through the ranks the hard way. Another hundred thousand or so will work their way to be able to actually make a decent full-time living as a musician. Another five million will supplant their day jobs by working part time in cover bands at night. The remaining 194,898,997 will either wind up at Starbucks (fortunately there are more than enough Starbucks to handle that load) or sell their instruments on eBay and get "real jobs."
If one wants to beat those odds, they had better learn as much as they can, including the difference between an A chord and the A Team.
G.
Cyrokk said:Sorry if this has already been said. I've only made it to about page three of this thread so far.![]()
You should know right off the bat that I've been playing and writing music for nearly 25 years, the first eight years being classically trained in two brass instruments, plus interval and relative pitch training in the succeeding two years. I lost the desire to be a full time musician because I only weigh about 130lbs-a disincentive to being a starving musician.
Therefore, the ignorance that I'm about to spew is a little less as far up my ass than one might suspect.
While true, there are probably more musicians than not that are ignorant of theory, their lack of knowledge has nothing to do with their greatness as musicians.
If we are going to banter about hypothetical statistics, then I would say 98% of the best music written was from people who couldn't give shit one or shit two about music theory. When something sounds good, they combine it with something else that sounds good, until it becomes a cohesive masterpiece. It's only after that masterpiece is heard will someone usually say, "how the fuck did they do that?". That's when theory becomes useful. The only result from using theory as a road map to composition is that you end up sounding like the theory you are relying on. If that's the intent, then fine. But someone who approaches songwriting this way pretty much loses credibility in whining about how everything on the radio "sounds the same".
You can learn all the theory in the world but its still theory. You want to be a better songwriter? Stop listening to the same crap you've been listening to time and time again and immerse yourself in new styles.