Mine is better than yours...

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My Les Paul is a better guitar than any of yours. It sounds better and is easier to play, and it looks better, too. All of your guitars are crap, and mine is the best.
 
timthetortoise said:
*Is humbled*
And right you should be. All guitarists everywhere should bow before my Les Paul, for it is nothing less than the best guitar ever built, ever.
 
gibson59neck said:
My Les Paul is a better guitar than any of yours. It sounds better and is easier to play, and it looks better, too. All of your guitars are crap, and mine is the best.

Is it seafoam green?
 
legionserial said:
Is it seafoam green?
uh...no. Why? should it be? Would it be EVEN better if it were sea foam green? What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say that my LP is NOT the best guitar ever? I thought it was, but now that you bring up that sea foam green, I wonder...
 
gibson59neck said:
uh...no. Why? should it be? Would it be EVEN better if it were sea foam green? What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say that my LP is NOT the best guitar ever? I thought it was, but now that you bring up that sea foam green, I wonder...

Ah well if it ain't seafoam green then it ain't as good as my strat :p :D

I like this thread :)
 
Too bad for you that Strats suck. NOONE even plays Strats. Especially seafoam green ones - those are the WORST ones. The only guitar worse than a seafoam green strat would be a powder blue one, or wait, even uglier, a white one. Those have to be the absolute worst guitars ever.

Still - my Gibson is the best. ( Can you tell I just cleaned it and was ogling it? This whole thread is nonsense, but thanks for playing along...)
 
gibson59neck said:
This whole thread is nonsense, but thanks for playing along...

Nonsense threads are the best ones :)

I guess you may be right in a way, but only temporarily. you just cleaned your LP. I haven't cleaned my strat in a while. It's looking pretty uber grubby. But just you wait! I'll give it a polish and it will look play and sound 10 times better I tell ya! People will bow before it and want to touch it. But it will be too good for them. Hell, the finish might even turn to mauve moonburst. And I'm sure you know about how mauve moonburst sounds so good that it's illegal in some countries! :D :cool:
 
My Jackson is the Chuck Norris of guitars....beeotch.... :D
 
So is it honeyblonde with chrome hardware and a maple neck?
 
gibson59neck said:
Too bad for you that Strats suck. NOONE even plays Strats. Especially seafoam green ones - those are the WORST ones. The only guitar worse than a seafoam green strat would be a powder blue one, or wait, even uglier, a white one. Those have to be the absolute worst guitars ever.

Still - my Gibson is the best. ( Can you tell I just cleaned it and was ogling it? This whole thread is nonsense, but thanks for playing along...)

Oh, no, you cleaned it??!! You just washed away half its value! That was vintage grunge, dood!
 
Dogman said:
My Jackson is the Chuck Norris of guitars....beeotch.... :D

Chuck Norris is a putz! Why would you call your poor guitar that? I guess it's better than calling it the "Steven Segal" of guitars...that would mean that it runs funny and wears bad jackets...
 
Sorry, my '78 Tom Holmes Custom Destroyer is better than anything you got!


...and it's bigger too!



ser# 21
 
ggunn said:
Oh, no, you cleaned it??!! You just washed away half its value! That was vintage grunge, dood!
No - see, knowing that it was valuable, I remove the grunge carefully, and then re-apply it in choice locations. It give the guitar that irresistable "dirty rock guy" look without it actually being dirty...

See? There are reasons why I'm the one with the best guitar. I just know this stuff.
 
lbanks said:
My Squier Strat kick more ass that any of your... and its red!

HA! How dare you compare that, that "thing", with a real guitar. I wouldn't use it for firewood, nevermind ( yuck!) actually playing it! You're gross!
 
gibson59neck said:
I guess it's better than calling it the "Steven Segal" of guitars...that would mean that it runs funny and wears bad jackets...

In other ways it would be a quite accurate description. Unless your guitar was made of something other than wood of course.
 
32-20-Blues said:
So is it honeyblonde with chrome hardware and a maple neck?

Va-va-va-voom!

(That's old American for 'yeah, baby!')
 
mikemorgan said:
Sorry, my '78 Tom Holmes Custom Destroyer is better than anything you got!


...and it's bigger too!


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Who is Tom Holmes? Hmm. Let's see. LES PAUL, or Tom Holmes. The guy that invented the best guitar ever, in the world, or a Tom Holmes, who clearly only YOU have ever heard of...Geez man, you gotta try better than that. I bet you got that thing for free, huh...
 
My guitar is much better than yours. Seriously.

Guess where the input jack is? ;)

Same place it is on a strat. Fuckin' perverts.
 

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