gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
My Les Paul is a better guitar than any of yours. It sounds better and is easier to play, and it looks better, too. All of your guitars are crap, and mine is the best.
T
timthetortoise
MADE OF SANDALWOOD
*Is humbled*
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
And right you should be. All guitarists everywhere should bow before my Les Paul, for it is nothing less than the best guitar ever built, ever.timthetortoise said:
legionserial
New member
gibson59neck said:
Is it seafoam green?
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
uh...no. Why? should it be? Would it be EVEN better if it were sea foam green? What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say that my LP is NOT the best guitar ever? I thought it was, but now that you bring up that sea foam green, I wonder...legionserial said:
legionserial
New member
gibson59neck said:
Ah well if it ain't seafoam green then it ain't as good as my strat
I like this thread
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
Too bad for you that Strats suck. NOONE even plays Strats. Especially seafoam green ones - those are the WORST ones. The only guitar worse than a seafoam green strat would be a powder blue one, or wait, even uglier, a white one. Those have to be the absolute worst guitars ever.
Still - my Gibson is the best. ( Can you tell I just cleaned it and was ogling it? This whole thread is nonsense, but thanks for playing along...)
Still - my Gibson is the best. ( Can you tell I just cleaned it and was ogling it? This whole thread is nonsense, but thanks for playing along...)
legionserial
New member
gibson59neck said:
Nonsense threads are the best ones
I guess you may be right in a way, but only temporarily. you just cleaned your LP. I haven't cleaned my strat in a while. It's looking pretty uber grubby. But just you wait! I'll give it a polish and it will look play and sound 10 times better I tell ya! People will bow before it and want to touch it. But it will be too good for them. Hell, the finish might even turn to mauve moonburst. And I'm sure you know about how mauve moonburst sounds so good that it's illegal in some countries!
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
My Jackson is the Chuck Norris of guitars....beeotch....
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32-20-Blues
New member
So is it honeyblonde with chrome hardware and a maple neck?
G
ggunn
Crystal Flavolian
gibson59neck said:
Oh, no, you cleaned it??!! You just washed away half its value! That was vintage grunge, dood!
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
Dogman said:My Jackson is the Chuck Norris of guitars....beeotch....
Chuck Norris is a putz! Why would you call your poor guitar that? I guess it's better than calling it the "Steven Segal" of guitars...that would mean that it runs funny and wears bad jackets...
mikemorgan
panned out
Sorry, my '78 Tom Holmes Custom Destroyer is better than anything you got!
...and it's bigger too!
ser# 21
...and it's bigger too!
ser# 21
lbanks
Banned
My Squier Strat kick more ass that any of yours... and its red!
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
No - see, knowing that it was valuable, I remove the grunge carefully, and then re-apply it in choice locations. It give the guitar that irresistable "dirty rock guy" look without it actually being dirty...ggunn said:
See? There are reasons why I'm the one with the best guitar. I just know this stuff.
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
lbanks said:
HA! How dare you compare that, that "thing", with a real guitar. I wouldn't use it for firewood, nevermind ( yuck!) actually playing it! You're gross!
legionserial
New member
gibson59neck said:
In other ways it would be a quite accurate description. Unless your guitar was made of something other than wood of course.
N
notCardio
I walk the line
32-20-Blues said:
Va-va-va-voom!
(That's old American for 'yeah, baby!')
gibson59neck
Villiage Idiot Keeper
Who is Tom Holmes? Hmm. Let's see. LES PAUL, or Tom Holmes. The guy that invented the best guitar ever, in the world, or a Tom Holmes, who clearly only YOU have ever heard of...Geez man, you gotta try better than that. I bet you got that thing for free, huh...mikemorgan said:
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