Mic Placement

[Analytical Man]

I HAVE A NEIGHBOR THAT HAS A COCKER SPANIEL. I WANT TO MIC UP ME SAWING IT'S FUCKING LEGS OFF. I WANT TO CAPTURE THE SQUEALING AND ALL THAT DRAMATIC SHIT, AND I ALSO WANT THE CHAINSAW NOISE IN THERE. AND A LITTLE BIT OF MYSELF GIGGLING. WHAT MIC DO YOU THINK WOULD CAPTURE ALL OF THESE ELEMENTS THE BEST? WHERE SHOULD I PLCE IT...I WAS THINKING IN THE DOGS ASS BUT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TO MUFFLED. WHAT DO YOU THINK.

-AHOLE MAN

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

 

[HogansHiro]

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RITALIN.

 

[fprod south]

I think it would sound better if you sawed the neighbor's legs off, not the dog. The sound of irresponsible dog owners being tortured should sound good with any mic, but please be nice to the dog.

 

[snibbel]

ROTFLMFAO

 

[Michael Jones]

You're sick and twisted.