Mastering

[chessrock]

If I ever have a project to master, I'm going to send it to Emily Lazar.

I don't care that I have a girlfriend of like 5 years.

She's hot.

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

You do think she masters in the buff??

 

[7string]

If I ever have a project to master, I'm going to send it to Emily Lazar.

I don't care that I have a girlfriend of like 5 years.

She's hot.

Funny you should say that! I just married MY girlfriend of 7 years!!!!

That's her age...

I'm going to jail...

She's only 'this' tall...

I'm nuts over her...

KIDDING!!!!!!

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

If I ever have a project to master, I'm going to send it to Emily Lazar.

I don't care that I have a girlfriend of like 5 years.

She's hot.

You're kidding, right? Have you SEEN Tom Volpicelli? He's been working out...

And John Scrip got BACK.

G.

(Disclaimer: This post was made before breakfast. That's the only reason I was able to write it without losing my lunch.)

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

And John Scrip got BACK.[/SIZE]

Yeah - he sure does... a HAIRY one!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Clearly, I haven't had breakfast yet, either...)

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Oh, now, it's just too funny that someone gave this thread a 5-star rating.

I think Tom musta done that.

G.

 

[Dogman]

Hot chicks doing mastering.....all you guys would lose money if they ever opened that site up..... It could sound like shit, and guys would still be happy...

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

Fuck that, guys would just be happy to know that she mastered their album nude!

Buddy: Dude, that album sounds like shit.............
Musican: Who gives a crap??? It was mastered by a naked hot chick!!!!

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

For the record, I should just point out the unpolitically-correct nature of this thread...........!!!

 

[Farview]

I only found one black and white picture on the site, you guys are easily amused.

 

[scrubs]

I'm mastering something right now and thinking of her.

 

[masteringhouse]

Oh, now, it's just too funny that someone gave this thread a 5-star rating.

I think Tom musta done that.

G.

Nah G. just saw this thread. LOFL

I have been thinking of hiring Eva Longoria as an assistant engineer though ...

 

[fraserhutch]

I'm mastering something right now and thinking of her.

I bet you buys are all playing with your (Mackie) Big Knobs thinking about it...

 

[NashBackslash]

http://images.apple.com/hotnews/articles/2002/09/emilylazar/images/lazar.jpg

omg orgasm

 

[mshilarious]

I don't get it. When I Google Imaged "Emily Lazar", I got this:

http://www.gencor.ca/goat-saan.cfm

 

[Altaire]

um, sorry to burst you bubbles, the bitch aint cute. go to the mall youll see fifty girls that look better than her

 

[Farview]

um, sorry to burst you bubbles, the bitch aint cute. go to the mall youll see fifty girls that look better than her

None of them are in the music industry (at least not behind the scenes). Remember, most of us spend too much time in rooms without windows.

 

[dgatwood]

Fuck that, guys would just be happy to know that she mastered their album nude!

Buddy: Dude, that album sounds like shit.............
Musican: Who gives a crap??? It was mastered by a naked hot chick!!!!

And of course, like everything on the internet, the naked hot chick is actually a pasty, rotund, 42-year-old nerd, still living in his parents' basement.

 

[Blue Bear Sound]

And of course, like everything on the internet, the naked hot chick is actually a pasty, rotund, 42-year-old nerd, still living in his parents' basement.

Aw CRAP!

 

[NashBackslash]

How can she actually hear stuff with all that... long hair... all over her head!!?