
Gidge
Lapdance Test Dummy
Get some really old Electrovoice dynamics off of ebay.
Namely, something like an RE-15 or an RE-16 / 18.
Or look for some old Peavey PVM 520's. And no, I'm not joking. One of the best and most useful mics I can think of. Tons of upper midrange boost makes it ideal for getting more click out of a kick drum, more crack from a snare, or more crunch out of a guitar amp ... if these are things you need. Also an unusal, and very clever / colored option for vocals in certain situations.
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Ill second the Peavey.... I have the 520i.....
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