COO of me, inc.
Sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to cite you for operating a home studio without a lava lamp. Please turn in your KoЯn lamp and sign at the bottom.
Here's an old (and short) thread from these parts with someone showing off a bit of their studio-in-progress.
It's all a bit wobbly as the desk was never intended for anything like this, one of these days I'll need to bolt the whole thing to the wall...