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Why, Dave? Why did you tease us with your magnificent post, only to leave us - knowing full well that the cravings would soon set in.



How can I know that you're okay if I don't even know where you are?
 
Supercreep said:
Why, Dave? Why did you tease us with your magnificent post, only to leave us - knowing full well that the cravings would soon set in.



How can I know that you're okay if I don't even know where you are?
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DAVE is all around you.
 
When you close your eyes...Dave is there. When you open your eyes...Dave is there. When you blink really fast...you probably shouldn't drive.
 
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Famous Dave. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to Famous Dave,

“You promised me Dave,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

Famous Dave replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
 
TetraFish said:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Famous Dave. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to Famous Dave,

“You promised me Dave,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

Famous Dave replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
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I just cried a bit.............sniff........
 
TetraFish said:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Famous Dave. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to Famous Dave,

“You promised me Dave,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

Famous Dave replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
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I just blew a little bit of snot out of my nose ..sniff..

The Collected Works Of The Prophets Of Dave said:
Book of Davelation: Apocalypse Thread/ Post 20
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And I saw a mod coming down out of heaven praising the name of Dave, having the key to the Cave and holding in his hand a great thread. "He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is also known as Infamous Dave or the Anti-Dave, and bound him for a thousand posts. "He threw him into the Abyss, and banned and sealed it over his avatar, to keep him from deceiving the nations with his alias's anymore until the thousand posts were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time to torture the newbs.

-Amen - so it is written :laughings::laughings::laughings:
 
arcadeko said:
And I saw a mod coming down out of heaven praising the name of Dave, having the key to the Cave and holding in his hand a great thread. "He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is also known as Infamous Dave or the Anti-Dave, and bound him for a thousand posts. "He threw him into the Abyss, and banned and sealed it over his avatar, to keep him from deceiving the nations with his alias's anymore until the thousand posts were ended. After that, he must be set free for a short time to torture the newbs.

-Amen - so it is written :laughings::laughings::laughings:
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Where is the 'LOVE' button!!!
 
TetraFish said:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Famous Dave. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to Famous Dave,

“You promised me Dave,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

Famous Dave replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”
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I just snorted milk out of my nose on that one ...... and I wasn't even drinking milk! :eek:
 
I find it funny that people mock the size of 'David's' penis. As it has been proven that the smaller a flaccid penis is, the larger it is likely to become. I think that Dave may have broken the statue out of respect to those who did not understand. For he is a flaccid forum walker.
 
I'm surprized no one has come up with "Today is easter Dave"............:o








And it wasn't me. I deny all knowledge. I have an airtight alibi.
 
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