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One more FOR A DAVE YEAR!!

(oh yeah! Dave has 367 days in his year! That's how he gets so much done!!!)
 
moresound said:
I just snorted milk out of my nose on that one ...... and I wasn't even drinking milk! :eek:
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Didn't you read the Surgeon General warning...

Do not read this thread if you are operating heavy equipment, taking SSRI's, diabetic, lactating or pregnant.
 
This is a purely hypothetical question, I don’t know why I’m even asking this, but let’s say your wife asked you “why have you been putting BBQ sauce on everything the past two weeks?”, should I…. deny, evade, counter-attack, burst into tears, mumble incoherently, or look for the nearest 12 step program?
 
dreamweaver said:
This is a purely hypothetical question, I don’t know why I’m even asking this, but let’s say your wife asked you “why have you been putting BBQ sauce on everything the past two weeks?”, should I…. deny, evade, counter-attack, burst into tears, mumble incoherently, or look for the nearest 12 step program?
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You tell her: "Because Dave likes BBQ sauce."
 
dreamweaver said:
This is a purely hypothetical question, I don’t know why I’m even asking this, but let’s say your wife asked you “why have you been putting BBQ sauce on everything the past two weeks?”, should I…. deny, evade, counter-attack, burst into tears, mumble incoherently, or look for the nearest 12 step program?
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Or you could just tell her to order the DAVE cook book for wives of musicians ........ she will soon be simulated! Resistance is futile! ;)
 
dreamweaver said:
This is a purely hypothetical question, I don’t know why I’m even asking this, but let’s say your wife asked you “why have you been putting BBQ sauce on everything the past two weeks?”, should I…. deny, evade, counter-attack, burst into tears, mumble incoherently, or look for the nearest 12 step program?
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The power of Dave compels you...
 
Is there anything good in these, now 16 pages? Did famous dave have a meltdown or something?
 
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