Let me introduce myself...

OK class....quiet please.......quiet........

SHU-TUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!
 
I hear there's a DAVE swimming about the neighbourhood !

WhiteStrat said:
8 points for the effective use of the word disconsolate.
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"what, that consulate or dis consolate ?"

RAMI said:
The only thing we have to fear is Dave himself!

-Franklin Delanor Rami-
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"You must be Dave again"
Rami of Nazareth.

RAMI said:
OK class....quiet please.......quiet........

SHU-TUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!
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Nobody here but us Daves
 
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave: All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave: HAL, I won't argue with you any more! Open the doors!
HAL: [almost sadly] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.
 
Good Dave Sunshine !

Thank you for the Dave.....those endless Dave, those precious Dave you gave me...
Dave I remember all my life.......





"Thou shalt not Dave your neighbour's house, your neighbour's wife, your neighbour's ox or donkey or anything that is your neighbour's".
 
HAL: Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a…fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you.

Dave: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.

HAL: It's called "Daisy". [sings while slowing down] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two …..........................................................


















Dave ☼ It's full of stars!
 
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