My Apology for U
Hello all,
First of all, thank U to all of U for putting up with ME over the last year or 2.
I apologize for being a pain in the ass to U.
I apologize to all of U, for I have bugged many, many people, all over the internet, for hours and hours and hours to help my lazy ass learn things anyone with an elementary education could pick up. I apologize for using my "learning disability" to browbeat you into helping me, even though I am living on welfare and spending your tax money on computer equipment.
I apologize for sending U countless PMs.
I apologize for sending U countless Instant Messages.
I apologize for sending you countless emails.
In general, I apologize for wasting your time begging for your help, then when the nicest of you patiently help me, I snap at U and treat you like a jerk.
I apologize to U, for I realize that I have done this not only on this board, but also all across the internet. In fact, I have done this so often, on so many boards, that frankly I'm surprised that someone hasn't finally gotten sick of my shit and figured out a way to put a stop to it.
Once again, I deeply apologize for being such an ass to you over the last year or 2.
Your friend,
Derek Santamassino