Is a mic cable really necessary?

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One of the most important things to remember when eating a fine bean burrito, is what it causes you to do after its cycled through your intestines.

Yes, thats right, youve guessed it......

There is a special molecule in your gas that, if huffed swiftly enough, will actually increase your I.Q.

During these 5 to 10 seconds of increased intelligence, make sure you are holding a copy of tape 0p.

And PXRxExSxTxO!!!!!
You just won a million dollars!!!!!

Merry Christmas.
 
True story

One time, in the middle of church (a Catholic mass) my friends 4 year old son yelled out:

"Daddy, my pee pee's getting hard"

And one time....at band camp, I..........
 
Chessrock you lousy scum sucking twine pimp, go peddle your cheap ass wares elsewhere

bite me SPAMBOY
 
i think i just crapped myself reading that. Oh man thats good.
 
I got a gig on new years eve...Where do i get that berenger thing that makes you sound like ROGER DALTRY?
 
The only way to answer this question is for you to list all of your bank account numbers, post pictures of your wife/girlfriend naked and send me all your gear at your expense.

Ok but wait - Someone point me to the thread that inspired this one. Please. :)
 
Is this spam? Cos I don't want to buy any of chessrock's telepathy devices or silly twine. You don't need a mic cable, they're pussies. Sing louder, dammit, what do you think they did before wax cylinders?

As for that Behringer unit - it's the best you can get. Pros use it (hence the Pro) name, and it has three zeros on the end of the model number. Value for money!
 
invisiblenemies said:
Muddled lyrics? You're going to need to get that spirit to do some automatic writing for you. They like to write there own words. Trust me.
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Yeah! But at least you get name recognition, as long as you don't go too far back. No one is going to know who Millard Ray Floyd is, although since he also used to be a reverend, he's a nice guy. The only Problem is the lyrics have to be gospel.
I'd go with some good dead singers like Freddie Mercury, John Morrison, or Buddy Holly. There are tons out there, and they have a lot more experience than you do.
 
Hell, you don't even need a microphone, really. Just shout very loud right into your A/D converters.
 
KEVIN1600 said:
I got a gig on new years eve...Where do i get that berenger thing that makes you sound like ROGER DALTRY?
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I got two, that I'm not using. I'll sell you one for $1,000 and give you half off the other one. :D :D
 
boingoman said:
Hell, you don't even need a microphone, really. Just shout very loud right into your A/D converters.
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This might also work. Except you are going to need a pop screen, 'cause you can blow your A/D converters. What kind do you have? I make A/D converter pop screens too!
 
boingoman said:
Hell, you don't even need a microphone, really. Just shout very loud right into your A/D converters.
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You're starting to understand now. You'll be ready to release your music to radio in no time.
 
Oh! Man, I don't know how I could have overlooked this, but just use your computer speakers. Then you can save the money on the mixer, the soundcard, the mic, the mic cable and the patch cables. Just buy some damn good software! Make sure you scream really loud into the speakers, especially early in the morning or late at night. :cool:
 
Alesis Thinksynth 1010 Mk2

Hey Chessrock,

You don't need mics or cable or anything else for that matter. Sell it all and buy yourself an Alesis Thinksynth 1010 Mk2. It has two electronic pulse dectors that sit comfortably on your temples. Then all you have to do is sit back relax and Visualise your musical materpeice. The Thinksynth will do the rest. Using it's intuative Class A lithium Braincoder It interprets your brain signals and coverts them into a full musical arrangement just as you imagine it in your head with full automation, mixing, effects and mastering. This little beauty really is the way forward no need for muscians, instruments or any expensive recording equipment. It's limited only by your own imagination. I'd plump for the Thinksynth MK2 plus which includes a cd burner, I think radioshack have them for under $400.

Cheers
J mac

Ps if you get one try using it while you sleep, I've got pretty amazing sounds and effects this way.
 
Use a POD. They have PERFECT models... get them naked and PAR-TEE!
 
Johnny Mac said:
Using it's intuative Class A lithium Braincoder It interprets your brain signals and coverts them into a full musical arrangement just as you imagine it in your head with full automation, mixing, effects and mastering. This little beauty really is the way forward no need for muscians, instruments or any expensive recording equipment. It's limited only by your own imagination. I'd plump for the Thinksynth MK2 plus which includes a cd burner, I think radioshack have them for under $400.
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Yea, but does it have tubes? I hear in order to sound warm, I need to buy all tube gear.

Is this true? If I bought an ART tube MP or Behringer tube ultragain to go with it, would that help?
 
i'm using a jetpack to boost my signal. then i'm sending it to my daw with laserbeams rather than adat lightpipe because laserbeams give me a warmer sound.
 
lumbago said:
If you use razor wire instead of a Mic lead you can swing it around your head and decapitate the drummer.


Roger Daltrey doesn't do this much any more, I noticed.
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LOL!

This is a great thread. :D

In truth, you actually don't need a cable of any sort. Just use one of those hand held tape recorders with the little mic built in. ;)
 
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