I Can't Find A Roll Blues

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A Little humor for today, in the Songwriting forum...

"I Can't Find A Roll Blues"

Woke up this mornin', Had to take me a dump
So I went in the bathroom, and I sat right on down
And when I was done, I looked all around
And then I realized a roll couldn't be found

(chorus)
So I'm stuck here,
Oh, man I'm stuck here
stuck here on the toilet
with the I Can't Find A Roll Blues

Got the shower curtain, this magazine too
this rug on the floor, not sure what to do
Don't really wanna, have to use my hand
I can't call for help, 'cause there's nobody around

(Chorus)
 
Good one Monte - maybe you need to call Sheryl Crow :eek: ;) .... this is too funny.... :D :D :D :D

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mjr again.
 
ido1957 said:
Good one Monte - maybe you need to call Sheryl Crow :eek: ;) .... this is too funny.... :D :D :D :D

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mjr again.

Thanks!

I had a little trouble with a few lines, but I think it's pretty funny...

I can just hear that classic blues riff

da daaa da dum (ba boom, ba boom) or whatever...
 
I woke up this mornin' (Da, da, da, dum)
Read MJR's song (Da, da, da, dum)
Laughed my arse off (Da, da, da, dum)
Cuz the toilet paper's gone..........

This is great! Can't wipe the smile off my face. :D :D (Pun intended.) When I stop laughing I'll pull out my harmonica and cross it up. Nice work.
 
up-fiddler said:
I woke up this mornin' (Da, da, da, dum)
Read MJR's song (Da, da, da, dum)
Laughed my arse off (Da, da, da, dum)
Cuz the toilet paper's gone..........

This is great! Can't wipe the smile off my face. :D :D (Pun intended.) When I stop laughing I'll pull out my harmonica and cross it up. Nice work.

Man, if I had the time, I'd try to record this. I'm behind enough recording my CD as it is, though.
 
mjr said:
A Little humor for today, in the Songwriting forum...

"I Can't Find A Roll Blues"

Woke up this mornin', Had to take me a dump
So I went in the bathroom, and I sat right on down
And when I was done, I looked all around
And then I realized a roll couldn't be found

(chorus)
So I'm stuck here,
Oh, man I'm stuck here
stuck here on the toilet
with the I Can't Find A Roll Blues

Got the shower curtain, this magazine too
this rug on the floor, not sure what to do
Don't really wanna, have to use my hand
I can't call for help, 'cause there's nobody around

(Chorus)


A collab may be in order on this one. :)
 
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