How Much Money Do You Have

[ido1957]

- like in the bank?
- can you give me some?
- I take PayPal

lol - just thought I'd mess with that old thread.....

 

[mshilarious]

Yesterday I had $25, but I took the boys to M-tree (aka McD's . . . think about it from a four-year old's perspective), now I just have $8.32.

 

[Erockrazor]

Yesterday I had $25, but I took the boys to M-tree (aka McD's . . . think about it from a four-year old's perspective), now I just have $8.32.

I don't mean to sound rude but there's plenty of great choices on the dollar menu. At this rate you'll be broke after next visit.

 

[mshilarious]

I don't mean to sound rude but there's plenty of great choices on the dollar menu. At this rate you'll be broke after next visit.

I know. That's two Happy Meals plus a Southern Chicken sandwich meal each for me and the missus. The $1 chicken sandwich isn't very good, it's just a giant McNugget.

And that's with the three girls in school. When we all go, it's like $27

 

[Erockrazor]

The $1 chicken sandwich isn't very good, it's just a giant McNugget.

I beg to differ. The giant mcnugget with included bun is my order of fancy. That with a request of bbq sauce. I dip it heartily in the bbq sauce. The tangy nuance created by the mayonaisse mixed with bbq sauce is just delectable.

 

[mshilarious]

I beg to differ. The giant mcnugget with included bun is my order of fancy. That with a request of bbq sauce. I dip it heartily in the bbq sauce. The tangy nuance created by the mayonaisse mixed with bbq sauce is just delectable.

Yeah maybe. But if I order off the Dollar Menu, the cashier will not think I'm a good provider for my family. She doesn't want a man who can't afford to collect all the toys from Madagascar II. She wants a man who is prosperous enough to not only buy Happy Meals, but also Value Meals! She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen! She's trading in her MG for a Chrysler LeBaron! I want a girl with burgundy slacks and a striped, striped polo shirt!

 

[antichef]

I had $21 on the nose, and we went to get burgers at this stand called "Someburger", which is actually really good. Baskets (cheeseburger + fries + drink) were $6.50, and I needed 3, because my oldest is staying with a friend, and my youngest is just 2. Then I learned that they included a drink, which I didn't need, so that brought the price down and I got an extra order of onion rings. The total was $18.37 - nice! I put a dollar in the top jar. Then my wife said we should get a whole cheeseburger for the 2 year old, and we found some change in the van - $3.37 for the cheeseburger, and I put the rest in the tip jar.

So... $0.00

 

[mshilarious]

For $3.26 in the tip jar, I hope you got a date out of it or something

 

[slowmotion]

I have millions of dollars in the bank, I was just waiting for someone on an internet forum to ask me for it.

 

[tdukex]

- like in the bank?
- can you give me some?
- I take PayPal

lol - just thought I'd mess with that old thread.....

I don't have any money...

My wife has a lot though.

 

[mshilarious]

I have millions of dollars in the bank, I was just waiting for someone on an internet forum to ask me for it.

So you can cut off their heads?

 

[slowmotion]

So you can cut off their heads?

There can be only one.