I watched Captain America Winter Soldier.
This was the stupidest movie since The Garbage Pail Kids movie. I can't believe how fucking terrible it was. You'd think at least one of the famous people in it would say "Hey, this is a total shit script" but I guess they are getting paid because people will watch these movies no matter how bad they are, and so they said fuck it.
***Spoiler alert - but actually don't worry about it because this movie is a turd sausage***
The dumbest part about the movie is that half of the Avengers are feeling guilty about collateral damage from their previous fights, so in direct reaction to this they go to an airport and fight the other half of the avengers....wait for it.....causing a shit ton of collateral damage in the process. This is the central philosophical underpinning of the plot. The characters struggle with it, and then throw out every principle they just agonized over - all in the space of 1 fucking day. Ant Man destroys a passenger plane. Was there anyone on it? Did 300 innocent people just die? Did they just fuck up a terminal full of innocents? Ah fuck it who fucking cares - the characters don't that's for sure.
The second dumbest part is that captain america almost kills Iron Man. They probably could have just worked out some sort of agreement, but eh fuck that, might makes right and Captain America keeps (more or less) bare knuckle punching Iron Man in his steel helmet - which makes no fucking sense at all. Meanwhile Iron Man is punching Captain America with steel fists in his un-helmeted head/face and Cap gets a couple minor scratches after taking a dozen rocket powered steel fist blows to the head/face. He's tough, eh?
Tony Stark - supposed to be smart - finds out the Russians completely brainwashed this guy and made him kill Stark's parents. He still blames the guy and tries to kill him despite having all the information necessary to conclude the guy had absolutely no control over it. So Stark is a world renowned generational brilliant engineering genius hero but can't comprehend basic 8th grade psychology.
They just turned the smartest guy in the marvel universe into a meathead thug.
The acting is fucking terrible. Paul Rudd was horrible. Even Robert Downy Jr was friggin disgraceful. They introduce this guy and his Dad (Black Panther I guess?) and about 20 seconds later they blow up the Dad. You're supposed to be sad but you know absolutely nothing about either guy, so it is hard to give a fuck. There are some new women characters. I have no idea who they are or why they are here. They haven't been in any of the other movies. Guess they wanted more women but ran out of time to explain it and so they cut those corners too. One of them has a magical ball that can do stuff. It's neat I guess but they spent about 4 minutes on her so I have no idea what she can do or why.
Perhaps Samuel L Jackson had too much integrity to be in this shit show of a movie, and I realize he did Snakes on a Plane, but I honestly think
Snakes hurts your integrity less than this sack of shit.
Also they bring in the 3rd Spiderman in the past decade. Never mind that there are entire series of spiderman movies, and the backstory is interesting but beat to death almost as much as Batman, they managed to cram the re-introduction into about 6 minutes. The kid is terrible, and his jokes are le bad - and not so bad they're good, no, they just suck.
Oh yeah, the animation/CGI flat out fucking sucks in this movie. They cut corners big time. This was pretty surprising.