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about 2 years ago...when i turned my computer mic on and cranked the volume all the way up i could hear voices... nothing i could understand, days after i heard a mariachi band...then i heard myself singing (lol is sad to realize you suck at it)

i dunno if it were sounds stuck in the walls or what, but it was creepy
 
One night... as I slept, I witnessed a pickle crawl into my bedroom.

It stood and claimed to be Mr. Peanut.

I told him/it that him/it was obviously a liar. He laughed, and began spewing sunflower seeds, by the billion, onto the floor. I began suffocating in the sunflower seeds.

I cried out many times.

Suddenly the redneck from next door burst into the room. He had a fire extinguisher and pepper spray. He also carried a snow shovel. He was the hero of the day, and to this day fights terrorism in Iran.

He will always be my pickle hero. I love him.
 
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Beck said:
I had a friend whose dog ran up a spoke his owners name (Kevin) into the mic. :eek:
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Are you sure the owner's name wasn't Ralph? :D
 
Dracon said:
In these you also find the guys that can run the fastest. I was never the fastest runner in competitions. My best buddy was much faster than, I was. Unless, I was scared. I was always at the front of the line - Adrenaline kicks in and forget it - save your self buddy. He he he. Man those were crazy times.
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It's funny you mention that fact. Same thing happened to me. It was Halloween when I was a sophomore in high school. 3 Girls came to my house, and wanted to drive around. (Who could resist that)? They knew I was a big scardy cat, so the girl driving the car takes a right after my block (right next to a cemetary) and I start protesting. Well she keeps driving, so i unlock my door, and she tries to keep locking it, and I jumped outta the car at like 20 mph, and just take off running towards my house. I swear I have never sprinted that fast EVER. I'm a lazy guy who never runs, but I beat the one girl chasing me down (who was probably in the best condition) by like 2 city blocks. However, the next day in school was very embarrassing, LOL. And I never lived it down!
 
Dracon said:
LOL!! You guys crack me up. I can just picture your wife, freaking out when you make listen to the tape, and telling you to throw it out. LOL!!! Sorry, man... I .... I'm just weird I guess. :D :D :D
Didn't she ever think that maybe is one of your Guardian Angels or Spiritual Guides telling you that "Hey dude, quit while your ahead 'cause you ain't gonna get this guitar track down today."

Nope, everyone immediately assumes the Devil is talking to them, or some evil spirit. I think it's hilarious. If you believe in an after life, then it should not be a stretch to believe that perhaps some of our relatives hang around or that we may have Guardian Angels. I mean, I'm not an expert but who's to say?
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My wife is from the Philippines and she's really supersticious (she'd never admit to that, though), so there was no way I wasn't going to throw the tape out. It kind of freaked me out just a little bit, but I am not scared of ghosts. I guess that's why I've never witnessed anything like that, other than the weird voice on the tape. I've never heard anything like that once I switched over to digital either, so maybe it was an anomoly in my analog tape multitracker, who knows?
 
cellardweller said:
One night... as I slept, I witnessed a pickle crawl into my bedroom.

It stood and claimed to be Mr. Peanut.
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Yea, I guess it's safe to say, I was f'ed up last night...
 
I wrote a movie about this about 2 years ago...
"A musician hears voices on recordings and finds out it's his dead father talking to him..."
Fuckin' White Noise came out first, AND I heard it sucks!

The phenomenon is called EVP.

It is real BTW.
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krinkelfish said:
I wrote a movie about this about 2 years ago...
"A musician hears voices on recordings and finds out it's his dead father talking to him..."
Fuckin' White Noise came out first, AND I heard it sucks!

The phenomenon is called EVP.

It is real BTW.
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I've seen studies on Discovery channel about it. There was a group of paranormal researchers who went into a lighthouse that was supposed to be haunted. They set up all sorts of video cameras and super sensative mics all over the place. They captured some white noise and cleaned it up to reveal an older gentleman with a British accent saying something they couldn't make out, and one of the video cameras recorded a chair in the attic moving by itself....
 
Hey Cellardweller, I really like your style. The pickle story made my day. Thanks
 
Then I'm only happy I could pass it along to you...

Beware the pickle which slithers in the night, into the places which mankind inhabits.
 
anyone played the silent hill video games? this place Pennhurst looks like its straight from one.
 
On a much smaller scale (i imagine) we had a place like that nearby, but they tore it down when homeless people kept falling through the floors. It used to be some kind of mental facility...

There was another building which used to be some kind of state-run foster home/home for incorrigible youth, long since abandoned. We had a kind of "haunted hometown" tour of all the spooky places, and this one was the creepiest. All kinds of "orbs" (probably dust particles)showed up in our photos. This building had a long history of children disappearing, who are rumored to still be buried on the grounds...

Then there is also that enduring tale of the evil pickle, which claims to be a peanut, abducting men, women, and children alike, and submerging them in vinegar until their skin is eaten away....
 
Rokket said:
I've seen studies on Discovery channel about it. There was a group of paranormal researchers who went into a lighthouse that was supposed to be haunted. They set up all sorts of video cameras and super sensative mics all over the place. They captured some white noise and cleaned it up to reveal an older gentleman with a British accent saying something they couldn't make out, and one of the video cameras recorded a chair in the attic moving by itself....
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LOL! "studies on discovery channel"?????? bwahahahah.
 
mcolling said:
LOL! "studies on discovery channel"?????? bwahahahah.
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I was laughing too :D None of the stuff they recorded could be called hard facts, and some "experts" laid most of the "evidence" to waste, but no one could explain the chair...
 
Yeah, Cellar, I must say the pickle thing had me grinning till it hurt. lol. What form of narcotic created that? lol

P.S. I'll hope you know I've save that post and will keep it around for future reference and I hope you will do the same so you can publish it some day. lol
 
I was messing with some songs at around 3am or something.
There was nothing coming through the headphones, then BAM!, I picked up some CB radio chatter or something really loud. Almost shat my pants.
 
Sloan said:
I was messing with some songs at around 3am or something.
There was nothing coming through the headphones, then BAM!, I picked up some CB radio chatter or something really loud. Almost shat my pants.
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I laughed so loud that I almost shat mine!!!! :D


Sorry to laugh at your expense, but this was good! ;)
 
producerkid said:
Yeah, Cellar, I must say the pickle thing had me grinning till it hurt. lol. What form of narcotic created that? lol

P.S. I'll hope you know I've save that post and will keep it around for future reference and I hope you will do the same so you can publish it some day. lol
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Nope, no narcotics, just beer... and lots of it.

Unless sleep deprivation is considered to have a narcotic affect.
 
Rokket said:
I was laughing too :D None of the stuff they recorded could be called hard facts, and some "experts" laid most of the "evidence" to waste, but no one could explain the chair...
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I'll explain the chair: someone had a piece of fishing line.....

Discovery channell. HA!
 
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