Hi reena,
I don't have any money, but would you be interested in a trade? I have two goats and an old cow. You can ride the cow or milk her or both it's up to you.
Also one of the goats can talk, but she's a liar, so don't believe anything she tells you. I could send these UPS as I was lucky enough to inherit the UPS company after the recent death of my father.
So let me know,
Your friend,
Big Tom