Free country song title...

[beanbean]

At my work when someone is alone in the breakroom, we always kid them that they are "Eating with all of their friends".

So I thought of a good song title
"Alone at the bar with all of my friends", or "I'm alone at the bar with all of my friends"

I'm sure someone here can come up with some good lyrics for this. I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Bean

 

[Manslick]

George Thorogood wrote the definitive drinking alone song, but in the name of camaraderie I thought I’d play along.

Peppermint schnapps and a Bud
Dreaming of nude Ashley Judd
Wish she was here by my side
To her all my dreams I’d confide

No wall of backs at this bar
Just me, barky and the jar
Some “who knows how old” pickled eggs
I miss the glint off her legs

The juke box been broke since the flood
The pool table is stained with dried blood
An ornament hangs from the ceiling
The dust in first light ain’t appealing

Now these all the friends that I got
The last one don’t come since I shot
The last of my friends, that depends
On the level of verbal offends

Or the number of drinks that they had
Their Dutch courage makes em feel bad
So they line up like shot glass used to
Then fade in a haze of sad blue

Now I’m all alone at the bar
The tender just left in a car
Below me the crackle of flame
Ain’t no one but me I can blame.

 

[RAMI]

You want Country titles?

How about:

"I still miss you, but my aim is getting better".

No? Ok, then what about:

"If I killed you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now".

 

[SEDstar]

...

"she broke my heart, so I broke her thumb"