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Richard "Allen" Smith.
He was my wife's stepdad when she was a kid; a very selfish, contemptible, stupid man. The song was taken largely from things he'd say, and things my wife's father would say to heckle him. Though he's deceased, I credit Gary with co-writing this.
Everything -- everything -- I knew this man to do, was on the level of this news headline, or worse. He was a stupid, abusive asshole.