eBay Post To Break Your Heart

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eyema_believer said:
OK.... you guys are starting to worry me here.... now you're having a virtual beer??
I think I need to talk to all your wives..... tell em to kick you out of the house every once in a while, and tell you to go to the bar and have pizza and beer.... :D
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How do you know that they don't have virtual wives also?
 
Ocnor...the fact that you either had or searched for that particular picture of a turd kinda disturbs me...but then it makes me laugh.

The ebay listing kinda reminded me of nightfire's story about the guy trying to swindle him into buying a c-24 (I think it was a C-24...i know it was big and expensive and being "sold" for a really low price).
 
ocnor said:
It was difficult to find that picture because when I typed in "big piece of shit" it kept giving me pictures of BBE Sonic Maximizers and Line6 amps.
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Funny, when I do that I get pictures of GW Bush! :D

(Oops, forgot myself for a moment - thought I was in the Cave! :D )
 
ocnor said:
It was difficult to find that picture because when I typed in "big piece of shit" it kept giving me pictures of BBE Sonic Maximizers and Line6 amps.
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Holy shit, I wish these forums had a +1 feature for the sole purpose of ranking you for this post.
 
BeniRose said:
Holy shit, I wish these forums had a +1 feature for the sole purpose of ranking you for this post.
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You're right...that's what we call First Rate Class A humor right there!
 
Just checkind that link and saw that he 'updated' the listing with some extra info. The guy is as daft as a brush, check this out for a laugh:


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On Oct-08-08 at 07:05:11 PDT, seller added the following information:

I ANSWER GUESTION THAT HAS THE NUMBERS AND DATES TO THE AMP IF INTERESTED. LOOKS TO BE APRIL OF 66. I HAVE ALOT OF INTEREST IN THE AMP. IF YOU LIKE BETTER BUY BEFORE YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED AND GONE. YOU CAN'T SH!!T ONE OF THESE.WILL GET PURCHASED PRETTY SOON HERE OR BUY REPOP FOR SAME MONEY, NOT THE SAME SOUND AS OLD ONE. THAT I KNOW. AND DIDNT GO ACROSS THE POND AND BACK . PEACE NOW. ITS TIME TO END USERY. READ THE BIBLE AND KNOW IT IS TIME TO CAST OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS. USERY IS OF THE DEVIL. THAT IS WHAT CAPITALISM IS. TIME FOR CHANGE LETS TRY TO BE REAL CHRISTIANS LOVE ONE ANOTJHER AND TAKE CARE OF OUR NEIGHBORS NOT KILL THEM. AS JESUS DID, CAST OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS.
 
When you type all caps like that, with that spelling and syntax, you are screaming "LOOK AT ME! I AM SCAMMING YOU!"

My heart's broken, but not because of the story; rather because the amp probably does not exist, and I wish it did.
 
When a seller starts invoking jesus, you know you're gonna get fucked.
 
solaris1982 said:
No...line 6 amps are almost all solid state. No class A stuff (or AB even)
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What makes you think solid state has to be class B? The overwhelming majority of solid state stuff is gonna be AB. Most of the stock output drivers a solid state amp is gonna use are designed as AB.
 
ocnor said:
He is just looking for someone to pray [prey] upon.
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There's the bad old joke about the farmer who, however venally he acted when horse trading at the town square, could always justify his actions by a Biblical quotation. In one particularly egregious case, he skinned a traveler passing through out of a considerable amount of money in exchange for a broke down, spavined old nag. His wife berated him for such un-Christian behavior. The old farmer smiled benevolently, and said "he was a stranger, and I took him in."
 
mshilarious said:
What makes you think solid state has to be class B? The overwhelming majority of solid state stuff is gonna be AB. Most of the stock output drivers a solid state amp is gonna use are designed as AB.
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Ok, so my lame attempt at amp humor just shows my lack of amp knowledge.

BTW...MSHilarious. You live in a beautiful area. Was just down in your neck of the woods (kitty hawk) a month ago for vacation.

OK, threadjack over.
 
Superhuman said:
READ THE BIBLE AND KNOW IT IS TIME TO CAST OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS. USERY IS OF THE DEVIL. THAT IS WHAT CAPITALISM IS.
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Well, the good news is, since he's opposed to capitalism, he'll sell the amp for no more than he paid for it.
 
lpdeluxe said:
When you type all caps like that, with that spelling and syntax, you are screaming "LOOK AT ME! I AM SCAMMING YOU!"

My heart's broken, but not because of the story; rather because the amp probably does not exist, and I wish it did.
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Really? Mine's for what's left of the English language, may it rest in peace.

This is where it gets weird:

PEACE NOW. ITS TIME TO END USERY. READ THE BIBLE AND KNOW IT IS TIME TO CAST OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS. USERY IS OF THE DEVIL. THAT IS WHAT CAPITALISM IS. TIME FOR CHANGE LETS TRY TO BE REAL CHRISTIANS LOVE ONE ANOTJHER AND TAKE CARE OF OUR NEIGHBORS NOT KILL THEM. AS JESUS DID, CAST OUT THE MONEY CHANGERS.
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Zaphod B said:
Hey, stevieb! You there? :confused:

In case you hadn't noticed, we're all calling you gullible. You didn't bid on that stuff, did you? :D
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I'm here, now.

Nope, didn't bid. Just somehow, it sorta touched me. Normally, I am at least as cynical as most, but occasionally my idealism fights it's way to the surface...
 
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