Drums too far away from computere

[BentRabbit]

Hell, I can do that without the spousal unit.

"You must spread some reputaion around before giving to Dogbreath again"

 

[BentRabbit]

To the OP:

If you absolutely have to buy something, these work pretty slick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF_HGw2ZLic

 

[dastrick]

Everyone has such great ideas. Let's just combine and use them all.



1. Place 1 minute of silence before the song.

2. Record a count (1,2,3,4) for 2 bars before the song starts.

3. Arm all of your tracks by using the mechanical pullies & cable rigged up to the ceiling.

4. Get your girlfriend/spouse to press record.

5. Start having sex.

6. Listen for the countdown.

7. Right before the song starts, stop having sex and run to your drum set.

8. While recording your song have your robot keep your girlfriend/spouse "occupied".

9. After you get a keeper take go back to your girlfriend/spouse to finish the job.

10. Go back to your drumset to start recording a new song titled "My wife loves my robot more than me".



Now....how hard was that.

 

[Armistice]

Everyone has such great ideas. Let's just combine and use them all.



1. Place 1 minute of silence before the song.

2. Record a count (1,2,3,4) for 2 bars before the song starts.

3. Arm all of your tracks by using the mechanical pullies & cable rigged up to the ceiling.

4. Get your girlfriend/spouse to press record.

5. Start having sex.

6. Listen for the countdown.

7. Right before the song starts, stop having sex and run to your drum set.

8. While recording your song have your robot keep your girlfriend/spouse "occupied".

9. After you get a keeper take go back to your girlfriend/spouse to finish the job.

10. Go back to your drumset to start recording a new song titled "My wife loves my robot more than me".



Now....how hard was that.

I think we have a solution.... who said a committee couldn't design stuff!

Next, the Newbies forum tackles the problem of world peace....

 

[moresound]

Everyone has such great ideas. Let's just combine and use them all.



1. Place 1 minute of silence before the song.

2. Record a count (1,2,3,4) for 2 bars before the song starts.

3. Arm all of your tracks by using the mechanical pullies & cable rigged up to the ceiling.

4. Get your girlfriend/spouse to press record.

5. Start having sex.

6. Listen for the countdown.

7. Right before the song starts, stop having sex and run to your drum set.

8. While recording your song have your robot keep your girlfriend/spouse "occupied".

9. After you get a keeper take go back to your girlfriend/spouse to finish the job.

10. Go back to your drumset to start recording a new song titled "My wife loves my robot more than me".



Now....how hard was that.

I think we have a solution.... who said a committee couldn't design stuff!

Next, the Newbies forum tackles the problem of world peace....

I have to agree here.

With all of the master minds from across the world.... we have saved the day for this young lad.

I still want more details about dinty though.

 

[scrubs]

Silly thread.

Cheap/Simple solution:

This: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...re=usb_extension_cable-_-12-816-075-_-Product

+

This: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...7&cm_re=numeric_keypad-_-23-328-007-_-Product

Done. No running required. In fact, they'll deliver this shit right to your door, so you don't even have to get dressed or leave your house.

 

[moresound]

Silly thread.

Cheap/Simple solution:

This: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...re=usb_extension_cable-_-12-816-075-_-Product

+

This: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...7&cm_re=numeric_keypad-_-23-328-007-_-Product

Done. No running required. In fact, they'll deliver this shit right to your door, so you don't even have to get dressed or leave your house.

Yup... but scrubs...it will take the super hero quality factor out of this silly thread.

 

[grimtraveller]

Yeah, think of this thread as one of those novelty hits that inexplicably goes to no.1 for six weeks and sells nearly 10,000,000 copies. Even the people that buy it wonder why !

 

[Armistice]

I'm surpised no-one's explored the possibilities of telekinesis...

There's a course you can do.. http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/

I guess if you got really really good at it then it'd be a better bet to just sit in your lounge chair with a beer and play the drums via telekinesis and also switch the recorder on in the studio at the same time.

 

[Washburn100]

I'm surpised no-one's explored the possibilities of telekinesis...

There's a course you can do.. http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/

I guess if you got really really good at it then it'd be a better bet to just sit in your lounge chair with a beer and play the drums via telekinesis and also switch the recorder on in the studio at the same time.

Now this has potential. Once mastered, you could sit your good for nothing, dope smoking, basement living, unemployable step son on the drum stool, then use your mind to make the lazy SOB play the drums for you. For cool effects have the freak slap himself upside the head a few times whenever a side stick sound is in order. That wanker, lazy SOB. I aughtaaa.....

 

[dastrick]

This is a very silly thread.


You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.