Deal of the Century!!! Brand New!! WOW!!

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kojdogg said:
still available?
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No. It sold earlier today, but I have a feeling the deal will fall through because of something the buyer did wrong.

I'll post a second offer, at a slightly reduced rate tomorrow, but it will only be available for a very short time, because I'm having second thoughts about parting with it.
 
ez_willis said:
Holy mackerel! :eek:


A second, nearly identical piece has been unearthed! And this one is in MINT condition! Not a flaw on it anywhere!

Do I hear $387? Yes I do! You, in the back, there! The gentleman with the lazy eye and nervous twitch is putting up $387!
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Hey fuck you buddy. My eye's just resting. He fought in 'Nam for your freedom, ya know! :mad:
 
Autograph a brand new $20 bill, and I'll give $10 for it right now.... :D
 
Yesterday's buyer fell through. His mom wouldn't give him the money.


I'm relisting it, at a slightly reduced rate, but I'm starting to think that I don't want to part with this so you MUST ACT FAST!!!
 
I'm willing to offer you $2.73 if you personalize it for me and I want it to come with a certificate of authenticity.
 
DigitalSmigital said:
A: Slobber.
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Bwahahaaa!!!


Since you asked, and I give the people what they want, I will include, FREE OF CHARGE, slobber on the original auction item!
 
rayc said:
Is there a warranty of the witty comment?
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Yes. A *limited lifetime warranty comes free of charge with the purchase.









































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ez_willis said:
This is a ONE-OF-A-KIND product that WON'T LAST LONG!!!!!

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Why would I want to buy a product that won't last long???

YMMV, FYI I'm DIY on the witty comments.
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omtayslick said:
FYI I'm DIY on the witty comments.
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Yeah, well they're not lining up to get your autograph, now are they? :mad:

Just for that, I refuse to accept any bid by you, no matter how high it is! :mad:
 
ez_willis said:
No. It sold earlier today, but I have a feeling the deal will fall through because of something the buyer did wrong.

I'll post a second offer, at a slightly reduced rate tomorrow, but it will only be available for a very short time, because I'm having second thoughts about parting with it.
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i have half a rubber band ball (more like two thirds) i'm trying to get sold off of the gearslutz classifieds. multi-colored, staples brand bands. i recently had some of the bands rebanded by me with various nos bands. if i can get that sold, i'll definitely make an offer, or i'd consider a trade + cash.
 
kojdogg said:
i have half a rubber band ball (more like two thirds) i'm trying to get sold off of the gearslutz classifieds. multi-colored, staples brand bands. i recently had some of the bands rebanded by me with various nos bands. if i can get that sold, i'll definitely make an offer, or i'd consider a trade + cash.
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I'd be interested in a trade. Send me the bands-ball and deposit $388 into my Paypal account, and call it even.

Then just sit back and watch that autograph appreciate in value!

PM me so we can exchange addresses, I'll give you my Paypal name then.
 
diggy_dude said:
He bumps a frivolous thread from nearly four years ago, and you have to ask?
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lol @ "frivolous thread". is that compared to all the other so very umportant threads? and i didn't bump anything, i'm making a legitamate offer for the sale of a product in the appropriate forum.
 
ez_willis said:
lol @ "frivolous thread". is that compared to all the other so very umportant threads? and i didn't bump anything, i'm making a legitamate offer for the sale of a product in the appropriate forum.
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Are you following me? :laughings:
 
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