Deal of the Century!!! Brand New!! WOW!!

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My autograph on a BRAND NEW 8.5" x 11" sheet of SUPERIOR QUALITY, white as the ass on a redneck sheet of extra thick college ruled paper.

This is a ONE-OF-A-KIND product that WON'T LAST LONG!!!!!

As an EXTRA ADDED BONUS OFFER FREE OF CHARGE, I will throw in some witty comment next to my autograph AT NO CHARGE TO YOU!!!! WOW!!!

PM me with serious offers only, and hurry, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
 
$1,000 to take it off your hands (and that is a serious offer), I will email my paypal address so you can pay me.

Or wait you expect us to pay you? Crazy.........
 
does the paper have blue lines or red?

and will you sray some perfume on it too?
 
Look, I'm going to give it to you straight. Have you guys seen that picture floating around with the original Microsoft team? Every person in that picture was a nerd. They are all multimillionaires now. Some of them billionaires! What you don't see in that picture is Howie Finklestein. Howie thought it was a stupid idea. "Nobody would ever buy an overpriced calculator", he often said.


Don't be a Howie, for the sake of your childrens future!
 
Billy Mays approves, see-
 

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Okay, I'll take one, but only cuz I don't have one.. not because I want one. (Hey! that's how I buy all my gear! What a revelation!)
 
You know it really pisses me off

when people don't post prices.

What's his sig going for on ebay?

Is he on the good guys list?

Look, if you overpay and it's a fraud and he skips with your money, don't come cryin' to me.
 
BentRabbit said:
Can we see some samples of the 'witty comments' first?


:cool:
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For obvious reasons, I can't give the specific witty comment, but for a good representative sample find any thread where Rick Fitz and I interact.
 
notCardio said:
What's his sig going for on ebay?
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Well, it pisses alot of people off when you link to an Ebay auction in this Forum, so I wanted to give you, my very dearest of friends, the opportunity of this once in a lifetime offer before I let an anonymous Ebayer to score such a bargain on an item that can barely have a value attached to it.

notCardio said:
....when people don't post prices.
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Me too, but in order to keep the server up and running I decided it would be best not to mention such a low, low, low price.
 
ez_willis said:
My autograph on a BRAND NEW 8.5" x 11" sheet of SUPERIOR QUALITY, white as the ass on a redneck sheet of extra thick college ruled paper.

This is a ONE-OF-A-KIND product that WON'T LAST LONG!!!!!

As an EXTRA ADDED BONUS OFFER FREE OF CHARGE, I will throw in some witty comment next to my autograph AT NO CHARGE TO YOU!!!! WOW!!!

PM me with serious offers only, and hurry, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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Love it! Thanks!

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Here's an update.

I have 33 bids from 8 different users. I'm going to give it another 4 days. If someone wants to top $386 US, they'll be the envy of all their friends.
 
Holy mackerel! :eek:


A second, nearly identical piece has been unearthed! And this one is in MINT condition! Not a flaw on it anywhere!

Do I hear $387? Yes I do! You, in the back, there! The gentleman with the lazy eye and nervous twitch is putting up $387!
 
I saw Tori Spelling's resumé on eBay once.

It was a plain piece of white paper with the words "Hi, Daddy!" written in purple crayon.
 
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