What I'd love to see (MsHilarious, have you ever considered building one of these?) is about a 10-20dB variable-gain inline phantom-powered mic booster. In addition to being nice for bringing dynamic and ribbon mics up to a hotter level when working with underpowered pres, it would also effectively serve as a complete phantom block for ribbons (for the paranoid). Just a thought.
I wonder if these are usable:
http://www.samedaymusic.com/product--RODDPOWERPLUG
Yeah, I've thought about it. In fact I even have parts and a PCB, I could do one today!
The problem again is noise. You need a low-current opamp to run off of phantom power, and that generally means higher noise. For a 3mA opamp, you are looking at chips that are around 8nV/Hz^.5, which translates to about -118dBV unweighted. Rode doesn't do quite that well; they rate their plug at -116dBA, which would be around -113dBV unweighted. There's no reason to plug a ribbon mic into anything that noisy, unless your only alternative is a Brick
There are a couple of ways to fix that problem: you can use a sexier chip like OPA227, which is only 3nV/Hz^.5 (-127dBV). You can use a low noise discrete front-end for the first 6dB of gain into a noisier opamp. You can use a step-up transformer.
The PCB I designed wasn't strictly for this purpose, or I would have done those things. I can't use OPA227 because my PCB is for a dual opamp (I could use OPA2227, but then current would be 8mA, which would lower headroom (not a big deal) and also not play nice with nonstandard phantom power). I didn't incorporate a discrete front-end, because for my other applications I didn't need the low noise figure. I can't fit a transformer inside an inline plug

Well, I could, but the thing would be like 6 inches long
Variable gain is a pain because that requires careful machining of the inline connector. I'm not into careful machining
Hey, looking at the single-opamp pinout, I think I could probably hack the trim pins off and bridge the V+ and output pins to where they need to go. Hmmm.