compressor rules and setting?????

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Goldie..... u had to keep it going eh?? I told u we can keep it going as long as u want. Beat into submission?? ha ha.....the only thing u beat into submission is your monkey :) i can care less about "red chicklets". Fuck it..... give me blue ones, purple ones, sherbert ones while you're at it :D
 
:eek: my god! you guys are still going at it in here!.....its been days now.............i thought this thread would have been over with days ago...........
 
Lets end this topics here

MOST of the things were you need to work and the most popular phrase was "it depends".............

there is a compression tutorial there in the forum other are bullshit... :(

liked the forum ....................... :cool:





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The reason "It depends" is the most popular phrase is because "IT DEPENDS". You're looking for some magical answer that doesn't exist. Go educate yourself. Get off your lazy fat ass and experiment with your equipment, if you have any. Don't expect others to do YOUR work for you...I guess what I'm really trying to say is....FUCK OFF.
 
Who is this rami

I dont know you dont need to give suggestion if you dont like why are u sayin lazy or **** off.............

i dont know why u care about me so much ..............why cant u shut up ...


i havent always criticized i have learned lots of things from here ............

I havent have a good advice from you RAMI shit........ :mad: ..........why dont u shut up...........

and mind your business .....................

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This is a public forum. It IS my business.

All you're doing is compaining about this place and the lack of advice you think you're getting. I was right in my first post in this thread. I apologised because of what I thought was a language barrier. But my instincts were right to begin with, like they always are. Damn, I've got to learn to trust them more often. You're an idiot. Plain and simple. Like I said. Fuck off.
 
Rami Sucks My Cock

JUST YOU DO SUCK MORE THAN ANY ONE..

THis is my forum i started the thread if you know any thing if you can help me

then its ok otherwise go to yours mothers lap.............suck

just fuck you ass off this thread sucker...................................

RAMI SUCK :eek:



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lol. what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
bigyandixit said:
JUST YOU DO SUCK MORE THAN ANY ONE..

THis is my forum i started the thread if you know any thing if you can help me

then its ok otherwise go to yours mothers lap.............suck

just fuck you ass off this thread sucker...................................

RAMI SUCK :eek:



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What the fuck dude :eek:

Your question was answered on page 1. The answer is there is no fucking answer. You have been told like a million fucking times now. You were even pointed to the tutorial in Glens signature. That will give you plenty of info on compression.

I will repeat tho, again, as everyone has done. There is no answer. It depends etc etc.

Would you ask me how to write a song and expect a formula?

Don't you think that if there was some kind of fucking preset you could used on your compressor to make everything magically great, then it would be published? If there was a preordained formula to making music, this fucking board wouldn't be here in the first place because we would know it all.

Grow the fuck up, just because you haven't been given your magical fucking answer (which I will repeat does not exist) you decide to throw a hissy fit at everyone for not giving you the answer you want. And you aren't expecting to get some shit back for it?

You know people gave you the benfit of the doubt to start with, but you persisted to give this fucking attitude.

Here's you answer, or should I say your options.

Option 1:
Firstly you want figure out why you want to compress something. Chances are you don't know whether something needs compressing yet, as you don't seem to know much about what they do. So when you have actually figured out what a compressor is for, that will give you half your answer. Then you slap your compressor on it, and play with the knobs until you get the right sound. Obviously a bit of knowledge as to what the knobs do helps with this.
Experimentation. Just like you would with a new guitar amp. You experiment to see what stuff does.

If you aren't willing to experiment and find out how things work then here is....

Option 2:
Open your web browser, sign up to Ebay. Box up all your recording gear, and sell it on Ebay, because you obviously really can't be bothered.

Don't go telling people to suck your cock because you don't get your own way. Its fucking childish. You got all the answers you could have been given. If you had done a search on compresson, you would have found more answers. The answer you are looking for doesn't exsist. Fucking deal with it, prick.
 
bigyandixit said:
THis is my forum


Yeah right :rolleyes: , I suspect Dragon might dissagre with you there ;) .


Btw whats the Deal with ;THE END
 
Greg_L said:
lol. what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Well said - especially the "may God have mercy on your soul" part :D . Apparently it wasn't a language difficutly at all. It was an attitude difficutly. Live and learn.

Tim
 
I am fed up with this site ............


I GOT THE THING I HAVE KNOW ABOUT COMPRESSION

i AM DOING IT AS YOU GODS OF SOUND HAVE TOLD ME ....


PLEASE SPARE THIS FOOLISH AUDIO KID AND STOP THIS FORUM..

DONT WRITE A WORD THAN THIS .............................BYE THANKS LOVE U ALL



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This thread gave me a good laugh.

Bigyandixit, the proper compressor setting for hardcore music is:
Threshold: -30, Ratio: 12:1, Attack: 10ms, Release: 5ms

I don't understand why nobody wanted to tell you this, but it's pretty common knowledge. This is EXACTLY how everybody sets their compressors and it is guaranteed to work every time!

Just set it like that and you'll be good to go. ;)
 
HAHA! Is this a classic or what??? Everyone, back off already...IT'S HIS FORUM!!!!
STOP THIS FORUM
HE WANTS TO GET OFF!!!!

I almost never type "LOL!!!" . But I am actually Laughing Out Loud.

Good times.:)
 
Fuck it .......i am throwing away my super hero costume. This stuff is just too funny!! :D
 
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to rockabilly1955 again."
I knew you'd come around sooner or later. :p
I was going to say that even though we've had our differences, you got to admit that you can't buy comedy like this. :D
 
Our battles were classic! :cool: this thread should go down as one of the greatest of all time :D the thread starter was a pretty funny character :)
 
rockabilly1955 said:
Our battles were classic! :cool: this thread should go down as one of the greatest of all time :D the thread starter was a pretty funny character :)
Yeah, they were classic...and, as always, stupid in retrospect.

I tried to like him, I really did.

Hey, it's his Forum!!! It's his INTERNET!!!! :D
 
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