'Christmas time' the worst song i could invent for the holiday

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its got an electric guitar solo

and a acoustic solo

come on...
 
Lol. It's a vibe. I may pass adding it to my holiday playlist. I'd suggest it to my girlf tho...








...if i had one :LOL:
 
Yeah, it's really not bad, I just can't imagine anyone ever listening to it as it's almost the antithesis of a commercial Christmas song!
 
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Don't worry... age, arthritis, and cold weather will eventually catch up to you too ;)
 
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the female vocal is solid held note. I sampled it and played the sung melody...like a vocoder but after you sing it. one finger keyboard.
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see theres a problem with that. the farther away from the original note the more warped the sung melody. I was pushing it through the two octaves. From a sampled held single note. its gonna go wonky..no christina agularira around.....so a vp9ooo will have to do it all.
 
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it is a beautiful ohmage to the holiday season

(i dunno what the fuck is wrong with me either)

but fucking A i can play
 
I like it. I had the strange feeling I'd heard it before...
 
I like it too.

Who's the male and female singers?
 
I liked it. What I'd really like is to hear it get played in the mall or supermarket in the middle of all the usual Christmas tune drivel.
 
this is the worst. bump
yall can enjoy it forever

This is the next worst song I could write..Its happening. Ive learned so much since the last one...(I have no functioning memory)
 
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Work a sample of this chorus, 'next time I fall in love, it will be with you'. Just that part at the end of every chorus. Peter Cetera


A G
frosty likes it cold
least thats what santa's told
Frosty likes the ice
it breaks up real nice
frosty the snowman
loved his ho's man (ho-ho-ho)

frosty had a pipe
tobacco fresh and ripe
likes to smoke all night
so he's 'black tar' tight
and where's Rudolph's light?
now a smoldering cherry in his bite (ite-ite-ite)
..
D G
frosty was a reindeer
frosty was a reindeer
*Frosty the snowman
Sez Rudolph its your show man
frosty was a reindeer..

('next time I fall... in love.....next time I fall in love, it will be with you')

*shits in a stall
where he lets his bricks fall
Frosty, was a reindeer

*kicks the ball
fuck it all
Frosty was a reindee
 
Papanate said:
Whatever it is - it’s not Christmas to me..
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lets call it what is ..WWIII. No way out the only way is in, dont matter who you are, dont matter where you been. Hate or die, love an lose.
 
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