But...............
I used to use Reynolds Wrap to make my aluminum foil hats. My hats always had a couple of hanger wires coming out the cone shaped top. After burning at 3.37x speed for years, I noticed the hanger wires were actually helping with the quality of the burn. Back then I used to face southwest with one wire pointing due North at 73.2 degrees and the other at the ground(you have to ground everything) and I noticed if I sang "You light up Life" by Debbie Boone in falsetto that the speed of the burn increased to 3.38x. I know this actually happened, because I timed it.........three times. But I spent over 3 bucks each on the "New" silver CDRs that were supposed to be basically bulletproof, but they aren't because I shot one with a .22 caliber from 40 feet away and it made another hole near in the center. Now I know what your thinking............I was wearing rubber soled shoes, so don't be commenting on how I became more of a conductor than an insulator when grounded to my friggin aluminum cone hat.
geez you guys piss me off with your enuindos