Best mic stand for Polka ...

[up-fiddler]

Chrome stands work fine as long as you use a Behringer PHFD-1 "Polka High Frequency Diffuser". It has an "Oompa" emulator and a REAL 12ax7 tube that flashes to the beat of the music!

I have a butt-load of Behringer stuff out in the field behind the house that I could donate to the cause. I think if you chained it all together using the longest cables you can find and then convert it to Sanskrit you could get the same effect. (Boy I wish Behringer made accordians!) Dave