Are you totally awesome?

Smithers XKR

Smithers XKR

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TAE said:
Yeah sorry bro....we can't be friends anymore. Complaining about a 14 handicap...that's not right!
I love golf and I hate golf.
Unfortunately I did not start playing until about 10 years ago at 59.
My son-in-law dragged / shamed me into playing the game...What's wrong with you a white businessman who doesn't play golf WTF?
So I started playing and I stunk it up really good...then I got a little better studying Moe Norman ( cause I'm too cool and proud to take lessons) and Moe knows...
I improved a bit, got down below the wicked 28 handicap...but getting below the 18 has been daunting. It is a love hate thing...and people like you...haters gotta hate... ;)
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Sorry TAE did not mean to sound arrogant, that is just so not me. I played as a little boy on the field, Golf and music are the only things I was ever any good at. Three failed relationships and no children proves that. Just keep plugging away.... 🥰😉👍
Recent medical research shows that the average life expectancy of a man who reaches 70 is 7 years longer if you play golf 2 or 3 times a week than do nothing.

This amazing guy is 87 and as fit as any 30 year old.
 
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Smithers XKR

Smithers XKR

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TAE said:
Yeah sorry bro....we can't be friends anymore. Complaining about a 14 handicap...that's not right!
I love golf and I hate golf.
Unfortunately I did not start playing until about 10 years ago at 59.
My son-in-law dragged / shamed me into playing the game...What's wrong with you a white businessman who doesn't play golf WTF?
So I started playing and I stunk it up really good...then I got a little better studying Moe Norman ( cause I'm too cool and proud to take lessons) and Moe knows...
I improved a bit, got down below the wicked 28 handicap...but getting below the 18 has been daunting. It is a love hate thing...and people like you...haters gotta hate... ;)
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Golf is like music.... use a metronome in your earphones at the practice range...
Rhythm, tempo, timing, feel... Just like when you play your piano or I play my guitar.
Sounds really weird ... but trust me its true buddy 🥰🥰😉😉👍👍
 
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TAE

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Smithers XKR said:
Recent medical research shows that the average life expectancy of a man who reaches 70 is 7 years longer if you play golf 2 or 3 times a week than do nothing.
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Well that works for me an extra 7 years is a great excuse...I have been married for 41 years and we're still trying to figure out ...maybe I'll stick around ;)
Music and now golf are the "other woman" in our relationship. I'll have to get that study out and show her how I'm only golfing so I can stick around and annoy her a little longer.
 
Smithers XKR

Smithers XKR

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TAE said:
Well that works for me an extra 7 years is a great excuse...I have been married for 41 years and we're still trying to figure out ...maybe I'll stick around ;)
Music and now golf are the "other woman" in our relationship. I'll have to get that study out and show her how I'm only golfing so I can stick around and annoy her a little longer.
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Youre a lucky man

I love how such a good song can bs written with 3 chords. I love complex music and prog and jazz and classical..... but I also love how beautiful music can be created by simple structure.

 
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LazerBeakShiek

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There are no words to describe it. I'm just totally fuckin awesome. ...'ok' and 'alright' are good descriptors,..but im totally fuckin awesome. Give credit where I see it fit to do so....and where its due.hahaahahah

Santa? what's he got ...a bowl full of ? Jelly! ...Guess what i 'm packin...hint: its green...
 
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Gtoboy

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I am better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish.
However, I am more cool than awesome.
 
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