Hey Han!
Haven't talked to you in a while. Good to see you again!
I'll admit, it probably was an exageration to say that the C1000 is only good for driving in nails. Personally, given its size, shape, and weight, I like to keep one handy as a self-defense weapon, in case someone tries to break into my studio and rip me off. Sort of like a real expensive billy-club. If I had two of them (thank God I don't!) I would consider tying them together as they'd make a hell of a pair of nunchaku's.
But even the thought of recording a trumpet with one, as you suggest, makes me violently ill. I guess I have that "other problem" that you mentioned. Can you give me a hint as to what that problem would be? Does it have to do with personal hygeine?