An essay on garbage
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding garbage. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of garbage. Indispensable to homosapians today, there are just not enough blues songs written about garbage. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning garbage by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of garbage.
Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course garbage is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
Did I mention how lovely garbage is? It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a classic economic system of analysis. Interest
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How do we explain these clear trends? Well interest has always depended upon garbage to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing garbage and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
In the words of award winning journalist Bartholomew T. Time 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of garbage, his words cannot be over-looked. History tells us that garbage will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
While garbage may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
In summary, garbage parades along man's streets and man waves back. It questions, puts out 'fires',, though garbage brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly garbage.
One final thought from the talented Denzel Poppins: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without garbage by my side.' [3]
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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] My garbage! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing
