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gather 'round 'lil babies,uncle Ted is gonna school you properly! would you rather spend countless hours in your grandmothers basement or be out on the frontlines like my client,the natural Christian? judging from most of the song submissions here,the majority of you should keep to the cellar...

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I will let him explain this statement. He knows it to be the truth. "MadAudio" is a savage! Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Let me ask a brief and very simple question here: why are some of you people so threatened by my client,the refined,deboniar-Christian? I noticed that some of you "old-schoolers" here left Christian some negative rep points on his Christmas greeting thread!what is wrong with you people?are you...

I am departing for Burbank,California on November 12. Ted Philips/Mystery Records

Jesse Michael Garcia and Mystery Records recording artist Christian to record a duet!!!You heard it here first folks! This great meeting of minds and soul will take place Sunday September 24,2005-a day that will go down in history! The song will be released to internet sites only and proceeds...

My client,the bashful,majestic-Christian,really does have "better" songwriting skills than everyone registered here! Now I understand that the term "better" is relative and by all means a matter of "taste",but,judging from the submissions to this bbs,my client,the irrisistible-Christian,is...