Dude...you had us on the edge, holding it in all day long....try it now, try it now.....and then......pfffffft.
Had to let it out. For real.
You need some tougher skin and roll with it if you're goiing to do this kind of stuff.

We'll be here, and give you another shot....just get it sorted out before you post back, otherwise folks will just walk away if it craps again.
Point to consider.....
You should stop telling everyone how "low budget" it is.
That doesn't help you...and IMO, it makes it worse for you and doesn't instill any sense of confidence.
Good luck.