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looks like she's about to break her wrists... and I'm intrigued by the position of her feet... how does she do that...
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reklus
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I didn't notice the feet because I was mostly focused in on the fact that she's going to let the bag collapse on itself which would quickly cause her hands to be covered in dung. She's holding the bag with but one hand and anybody who's ever helped with leaf work knows it doesn't work that way.
She's going to have a huge mess to clean. Um...plus...why catch it out of the source? I'm sure you could just put down a tarp and save some wrist breaking.
WhiteStrat
Don't stare at the eye.
For the pure sport of it...
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sajs
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I think the jokes on us, right Jordan?
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reklus
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Where are the rest of the tracks?>
TyphoidHippo
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In the first post of the thread.
About this music... I haven't laughed so hard at somebody's serious attempt at music....ever. I mean...sorry to be mean, but you suck ass, dude. I think it might be time to check into rehab, because your brain is obviously fried and totally fucked.
About the woman catching shit. Why catch it at the source? I think a better question is why is she catching that beast's shit to begin with? Is it common for animals with turds bigger than midgets to have somebody walk around behind them catching their shit? Whatever the case may be... that picture's almost as funny as the tremendous amount of work that has gone into making these garbage recordings of pathetically bad sound-combinations (can't quite bring myself to call this shit music).
rayc
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ALWAYS pity the clueless.
Always pity an addict.
Addiction, physical or psychological, is a very powerful thing.
Unfortuantely the success of the sort of intervention required is almost always predicated on the recognition of need for it by the sufferer.
Jordan has been offered the wisdom of the ages (& aged) but doesn't see the need for it.
Jordan has been offered critiques of his muse and music but doesn't see the truth of it.
Jordan has been offered a life but doesn't see the value of it.
Actually, I pity Jordan's folks more.
Always pity an addict.
Addiction, physical or psychological, is a very powerful thing.
Unfortuantely the success of the sort of intervention required is almost always predicated on the recognition of need for it by the sufferer.
Jordan has been offered the wisdom of the ages (& aged) but doesn't see the need for it.
Jordan has been offered critiques of his muse and music but doesn't see the truth of it.
Jordan has been offered a life but doesn't see the value of it.
Actually, I pity Jordan's folks more.
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reklus
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No, I mean the new tracks. He left off at track off of the new album.
Did anybody notice that the crap from the elephant has faces?
TyphoidHippo
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I can kind of see a face-looking-image in the bottom... "chunk"(?) of shit - Not sure what you see in the top one, though...
TyphoidHippo
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After reading this:
and watching this:
I just know that there's a cage behind the singer in the video, that he has been let out of for a minute, and the old man/keeper of the singer is standing to his left (behind the camera) with a big stick ready to beat him on top of the head and throw him back in his cage if he gets too close to the mic.
Dude - seriously... This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet - I even went so far as to visit the guy's myspace (which he registered in 2004!!) and he has friends, comments, pictures, information... *everything* that backs up this being a serious attempt at recording and releasing music for profit that has spanned over 4 years now... This is amazing in it's "I can't even imagine what this guy's life is like every day" out-of-this-world bizarreness.
To people who are tired of seeing this thread jump to the top of their subscriptions: Sorry - I just missed out on it while I was moving, apparently... and this is just too awesome to not post about. A topic as interesting as this one is a rarity...
and watching this:
I just know that there's a cage behind the singer in the video, that he has been let out of for a minute, and the old man/keeper of the singer is standing to his left (behind the camera) with a big stick ready to beat him on top of the head and throw him back in his cage if he gets too close to the mic.
Dude - seriously... This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet - I even went so far as to visit the guy's myspace (which he registered in 2004!!) and he has friends, comments, pictures, information... *everything* that backs up this being a serious attempt at recording and releasing music for profit that has spanned over 4 years now... This is amazing in it's "I can't even imagine what this guy's life is like every day" out-of-this-world bizarreness.
To people who are tired of seeing this thread jump to the top of their subscriptions: Sorry - I just missed out on it while I was moving, apparently... and this is just too awesome to not post about. A topic as interesting as this one is a rarity...
TyphoidHippo
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ahh, my bad - these, then?
https://homerecording.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=2980105&postcount=306
(Yea... I just read the whole thread, from post 1 to post three hundred and seventy... it was fascinating in the same way the Hannibal movies are... a glimpse of the innards of psychosis. This fucker is gonna be the next Chris Crocker when he snaps - "LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!" )
JTC111
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You're admittedly late to the party, so you might not know that Kid Whack-a-Doodle puts out a new album about once every week.
crazydoc
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I think you're right. I put the pic through my Blowup feces/faces software.
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rnelson
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Am I crazy?
I just downloaded the first cd posted on this thread and I love it!
I mean obviously the mixing/mastering is a mess, and this dude is not a very good performer.
On the other hand I think this kid is a songwriting genius, a mean all or most of the songs really had a lot of amazing and/or catchy riffs/progressions/vocals/melodies.
Am i crazy?
I think if he just practiced his skills non-stop he would get to a level where his technique matches his songwriting ability, which is superb in my opinion.
Also, some of the effects on this were amazing just horribly recorded, in general I would advise this kid to channel his sonic ideas through the supervision of an engineer/producer and some decent gear.
All in all not bad if you can stand the crappy quality.
I just downloaded the first cd posted on this thread and I love it!
I mean obviously the mixing/mastering is a mess, and this dude is not a very good performer.
On the other hand I think this kid is a songwriting genius, a mean all or most of the songs really had a lot of amazing and/or catchy riffs/progressions/vocals/melodies.
Am i crazy?
I think if he just practiced his skills non-stop he would get to a level where his technique matches his songwriting ability, which is superb in my opinion.
Also, some of the effects on this were amazing just horribly recorded, in general I would advise this kid to channel his sonic ideas through the supervision of an engineer/producer and some decent gear.
All in all not bad if you can stand the crappy quality.
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Scanned the thread out of morbid curiosity...
Anybody besides me get the impression that "JordanD" is posting also under two other names?
Anybody besides me get the impression that "JordanD" is posting also under two other names?
TyphoidHippo
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Yea, the one-post wonder who appeared out of nowhere to tell JordanD how good he was, and linked to a bunch of electronica beats (which is what JordanD used to make, from what I gather).
Who's the other one? I mean... several are suspicious, but only the one was 100% definitely an alias that I noticed.
rayc
retroreprobate
I just watched the new vid Red, White & Blue.
I'm not surprised dady wouldn't let him too near the mic - the plosives were bad enough as it was.
Jordan,
learn to use the gear you have access to.
As for the song, well, how about you sit down & work on it a little, listen to Jonathon Richman to learn how affecting the niave approach can be.
THEN get someone to play & sing it for you.
Then set up the nice mic to capture something.
Oh, & don't bend down to look at your reflection EVER.
I'm not surprised dady wouldn't let him too near the mic - the plosives were bad enough as it was.
Jordan,
learn to use the gear you have access to.
As for the song, well, how about you sit down & work on it a little, listen to Jonathon Richman to learn how affecting the niave approach can be.
THEN get someone to play & sing it for you.
Then set up the nice mic to capture something.
Oh, & don't bend down to look at your reflection EVER.
Dogman
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crazydoc
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He looks like he's listening to JordanD's latest hits. The monitors make all the difference.
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Personally, I prefer my monitors to be lightly built but with big round cones and firm pointy tweeters.
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