Use the search function, idiot.
		
		
	 
Searching through your posts would be like going to the library of congress.  I have a day job, unfortunately.
	
	
		
		
			tHE CAPS ARE NOT HOLLERING; THEY'RE JUST TO DISTINGUISH NY QUESTIONS FROM MY ANSWERS.
		
		
	 
Thanks for clarifying.  
 
	
	
		
		
			This is the last delay you get.
		
		
	 
I'll keep that in mind.  Is this like in 
Tom Delay by chance?  
	
	
		
		
			1) What are you doing on these boards, and what is your purpose?
A)SAME  QUESTION BACK AT YOU.
		
		
	 
To torture as many people as possible.  

  To call people out on their bullshit ... and to keep help keep this place clean from phony bolgognies who are here for purposes (agendas) other than to talk about recording and to share  good info.
.. Oh yea, and to talk about recording with the few people here who aren't complete morons on the subject.  
	
	
		
		
			... And if it happens to send some business my way, that's gravy on the potatoes (though, frankly, that doesn't happen often.).
		
		
	 
And this is why you're on my list of phonies, and a target of my torture.  
 
  
It isn't clear to anyone just what kind of "business" you'd get ... as it's very unclear as to what you even do.  Your business title is vague and puzzling.  I do a Google search on the name of your company and ... nothing even remotely useful comes up.
Which is even more puzzling ... because one would think that someone as apparently intelligent as yourself ... would be able to put together a coherent branding image, with plenty of visibility / searchability, and that an impressive and easily viewed, coherent bio on yourself would be only a few search terms away, etc.
It just doesn't add up.  And I don't trust the intentions of someone who's intentions are so ambiguous.
	
	
		
		
			C) WHY DO A DOZEN OTHER REGULARS HERE DO THE SAME THING, OFTEN INCLUDING LOGOS AND LINKS TO SITES THAT ARE A LOT MORE ADVERTISING THAN THEY ARE INFORMATIONAL, YET YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM DOING IT? WHY DON'T YOU RAG ON TOM OR JOHN OR ANY OF THE REST FOR DOING SO?
		
		
	 
Because I have a perfectly good handle on EXACTLY why they're here.
It's obvious to a duck.  They're Mastering guys.  There's a ripe base of impressionable home recordists who actually think they might need the services of either one of these guys.  

  A whole 'nother subject of debate, but at least we know who they are ... we know why they're here.  
I can go to their site and learn all about them, and listen to examples of their work, etc. 
Whether or not I agree with their presence ... we know why they're here, and they carry themselves like good citizens.
	
	
		
		
			D) WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE ON A SUPPOSEDLY FAKE PERSONA SO YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH COMING ON HERE AND ACTING LIKE THE OFFICIAL FORUM ASSHOLE?
		
		
	 
Because I tell people what they NEED to hear, rather than what they WANT to here.  And sometimes that can make you a very unpopular / hated person.  
 
  
Secondly, I have nothing to advertise or brand.  I keep it real and focus on the discussions.  I'm not here to brand myself or to further any other agendas ... so it would be kind of hipocrytical of me to go around self-promoting.
	
	
		
		
			BTW, take a look at the stats before you throw stones. Your average number posts per day are only a small hair below mine.
		
		
	 
That doesn't take word count in to effect.  Throw that in to the equation, and it's staggering how much work you're doing.
Now I don't generally fashion myself as much of a detective ... but it raises some red flags.  I spend more time here than I should.  

  I'm aware of that.  And I type and think very fast.  Now to think that someone else would make as many posts as I do ... and on average have them be at least 3-5 times the average length (I'm guessing)
... I just don't see it as being healthy.  And you don't seem like an "unhealthy" person, so something isn't adding up.  This guy (Southside) is here for a reason.  There's a burning aspiration going on here, and this board is serving a purpose, and plays a role in this aspiration ...  but it's completely unclear as to what that purpose is.  SO I DON'T TRUST THE GUY.  And yes, I'm using all-caps for emphasis.  
 
	
	
		
		
			Then the second thing happened. The response I got to to that offering - as well as the subsequent frequency chart - was quite overwhelming and entirely positive. The requests for links, e-mails, PMs ... I like writing, I like teaching ...
		
		
	 
Alright, so we're getting somewhere.  But still, there's more questions it raises than it answers. 
The fact that you spend so much of your time 
teaching ... and you have no problem sharing that kind of info as downloads ... yet, at the same time you have no actual body of audio work to share.
Again, it doesn't add up.  Here's a guy with what appears to be plenty of technical know-how ... yet posting MP3's continues to post a challenge for him ? ? ?  
To make things even more confusing ... these articles or whatever are offered as downloads?  Like a zip file that has to be somehow "installed?"  Holy crap.  I'm thinking: Has this guy (Southside) figured out how to publish a web page yet?  
Does he seriously want me to download and unzip a strange file when I don't have a clue as to who he is or why he's even here? 
GET... REAL.  I mean seriously Southside or whoever the fuck you are.  What kind of fucking idiots do you take people for?  I'm not touching your fucking zip file with a ten-foot pole.
Again, your purpose in life makes zero sense.  Here's a guy who can explain, in excruciating detail, the intricacies of computing mutiband compression ratios using the slope of the knee; i.e. rise over run ... yet publishing a freakin' web page is something he hasn't yet wrapped his head around?
Now let's pretend for argument's sake that these zip files are completely safe and that you just don't choose to post this stuff the traditional way.  Now assuming your goal is to make somewhat of a name for yourself (the understatement of the century) and to brand yourself as some sort of an "expert" and generate a buzz on the web (am I getting warmer?) ... why on earth would someone make themselves look like a complete idiot when it comes to marketing themselves?  
How on earth am I supposed to trust the audio know-how of someone who makes no attempt at competently marketing themselves as anything but a complete ludite who doesn't understand the web?
Again, my only logical conclusion is that ... either your some sort of savant ... 
or there's a bigger picture in all of this.  And "branding" yourself as an audio expert is merely phase one of a much grander marketing plan you've got worked out in your head; one that will ultimately involve the sale / publish of books and/or tutorials on recording for profit.
In which case ... I would trust you much more if this intention was clearly put forth.  Until you clearly state this intention, then I don't trust you.
	
	
		
		
			OK, I ran out of time for tonight, I gotta get ready for that gig tonight that you decided not to buy me a beer at 

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That's alright, because I had to be at Lincoln Park Zoo last night (if that gives you any indication of the kind of folks I'm running with these days - some more google homework for you there, Glenny).
	
	
		
		
			I'm heading down to the lake for Venetian Night.
		
		
	 
At least we have that in common.
	
	
		
		
			You know what I look like already (except my sideburns are longer now); if you go down there and see me, come over and say hi.
		
		
	 
I have no idea what you look like.  You don't happen to play any bass, do ya?  If so, then that would explain plenty !   

  But again, you're really starting to creep me out with some of this stuff.  Yup, you're a stalker.
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