BroKen_H
Re-member
The magician was so frustrated he pulled out his hare...
I was going to make pencils with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
A bear walks into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender calmly tells him, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
To which the bear gets angry and says, "See that girl at the end of the bar? If I don't get a beer in 10 seconds, I'm going to maul her."
Time passes by as the bartender just calmly stands there. The bear in a rage goes to the end of the bar and tears up the hapless woman. Then for good measure he completely devours her.
"Now, give me a beer or you're next." He tells the bartender, who calmly replies, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
The bear is outraged and starts fuming and spitting and sputtering. Then the bartender says, "You'll be going to sleep any second now anyway."
"What?" asks the bear.
"You'll be going to sleep any minute." says the bartender. "You see, that was a bar bitch you ate."
I was going to make pencils with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
A bear walks into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender calmly tells him, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
To which the bear gets angry and says, "See that girl at the end of the bar? If I don't get a beer in 10 seconds, I'm going to maul her."
Time passes by as the bartender just calmly stands there. The bear in a rage goes to the end of the bar and tears up the hapless woman. Then for good measure he completely devours her.
"Now, give me a beer or you're next." He tells the bartender, who calmly replies, "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."
The bear is outraged and starts fuming and spitting and sputtering. Then the bartender says, "You'll be going to sleep any second now anyway."
"What?" asks the bear.
"You'll be going to sleep any minute." says the bartender. "You see, that was a bar bitch you ate."