...My friend Ryan's sounds like garbage on everything. Seriously, like someone previously mentioned a tin can. Everything you record sounds like it was recorded in a room lined with aluminum...
This sounds like a capsule with a small particle lodged between the diaphragm and backplate. When this happens the diaphragm tension is raised, the mic gets real thin and toppy and also distorts easily. Another problem could be the wrong diaphragm-to-backplate spacing. This should be factory-adjusted for an ideal capacitance range by the installation of 0-3 thin spacers between the diaphragm and backplate. In either case, if you or your friend want to fool around with it since its not really usable, I'll describe a procedure where you may be able to make it sound pretty good.
Take a look at the pic below. This is a disassembled capsule of the type used in the MXL 600, 603, 604, 770, 990, 991, Apex 180, 185, CAD GLX 1200, Cascade M39, Nady SCM 800 and MCA SP-1 ... whew.
If you disassemble the 990 you'll find a capsule like this sitting in a round ring. Remove the wires from the capsule and the capsule from the ring. Wash your hands and dry them well. Using the tips of a small pair of scissors (I like the Fiskars brand - go Fins! though I've made a special tool to do this work) turn the retaining ring counter-clockwise to unscrew it and release the guts of the capsule. I suggest the tips of a pair of scissors because you probably don't have one of those tiny little pin wrench thingies that is used to tighten the retaining ring.
Note the order of the way the stuff comes out of the capsule housing - retaining ring, backplate, spacer(s), diaphragm and grille (this may not come out). Take a new, very clean and dry artist's brush and clean off both surfaces of the diaphragm. Put it back into the housing - flat side up (ring side down), clean off the spacers (little clear circles barely visible in my photo below at front). For a start, put all the spacers that came out of the housing back into the housing. Clean off the downward surface of the backplate and put it back into the housing. Clean off the retaining ring and re-install it. Now re-assemble the mic and check it out. Still sound like crap?
The diaphragm could be touching the backplate and needs another spacer to increase the air gap between them. Oops, your local hardware store doesn't stock these several-micron-thick-spacers? SOL I guess. But at least you will have had a good tour of
a KM 84 / 184 style SDC capsule and will understand some of the issues involved in building them and making them sound good.