You bitches are gonna love my latest song

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Khompewtur

Khompewtur

*Retired*
"We goan get laid!"

Yo brothamans! We headin down to the fo-fowty.
You up fo a ride? We goan get laid.

Damn straight im down wit it. Shanequa she be looking
fine, i goan to get wit her.

Fuk dat bitch, man she a skank. Damn booty is like "global" and all dat.

Aaahh man, what cho know bout good booty, u ain't even evah up in it all y'all.

Dat ain't what cho sista said

Fuk you man, just drive the damn car and keep ya buggin eyes off my sisters.

Aiiight dawg, relax. man calm da fuk down. Let's go grab some Billie Dee Fowties.

Aiight, peace g.

The End

by Khompewtur tha MASTER!! BIIATCCH!
 
The Davy Jones On A Severe Hormonal Rush song was better, but this definitely ranks up there with the best classics by demigods such as Spinal Tap and Tenacious D.
 
ROTFLMAO...You have taken rap to a whole new level !...

Don
 
that sounds like what my roommate does, only alot less vulgar. And he does it seriously, not as a joke.
 
Oddly enough I am whiter than wonder bread.

I will never know if I got it dead on or whether I would've been relegated to hanging out in the parking lot of McDonald's with the dork who made a VW microbus "lowrider" and pumps the KidNPlay at full blast on it's original manufacturer standard issue sound system (man those 8 tracks rok!).
 
If I have a chance to rip my roommate's cd onto my computer then Ill post some of the 'songs' that he's done. Youll have a good laugh. Just make sure there are no kids or people with heart problems in the room.
 
"We are going to participate in intercourse."

Hello constituants! We are going toward the forty-four.
Care to join us? We are going to participate in intercourse.

Sounds pleasant to me. Sharon is quite lovely, I shall be with her.

No good sir, she is quite permiscuous. And besides, her "lower end" is quite bulbous.

Tell me sir, what knowledge do you have of "lower extremities"? You have never even experienced one to its fullest extent.

Quite contrary to what was articulated by your sister.

Bloody hell! Remove your gaze from my sister, and please...I ask once more, begin to drive to the forty-four.

Sure thing good fellow. Please, let us try to relax. Let's go grab some Billie Dee Fowties.
 
Lol!

You just invented a new style. I can see it now

"upper crust rap" will be the new rage! Here's my new version of a "shout-out".


I want to give a generous accolade to my fellow shareholders and to our lord creator!
 
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actually, I think I just might make a little beat for that and rap over it. Ill post it once Im done. :)
 
lol...
I actually did it. Took me about an hour too...

Its totally original. I made the phat beat and all and did my thang over that.



Here are the lyrics. They are slightly revised so i can rap it. :)

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"We are going to participate in intercourse."
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Hello constituants!

We are going toward the forty-four.
Care to join us? We are going to participate in mother fucking intercourse.


Sounds pleasant to me. Sharon is quite lovely.
I shall be with her. I desire her whom I see.


No good sir, she is quite permiscuous.
And besides, her "lower end", it is quite bulbous.


Tell me sir, what knowledge do you have of "lower extremities"?
You have never even experienced one to its fullest abilities.


Quite contrary to what was articulated by your sister.
Bloody hell! Remove your gaze from my sister,

and please...I ask once more,
begin to drive to the forty-four.


Sure thing good fellow. Please, relax, please.
Let's go grab some Billie Dee Fowties.
 
I'm forwarding this thread to the Tennesse State Troppers Office! There are laws, you know! :D
 
I thought you guys were Kee-Ristians?!

Why are you participating in the decline and devolution or our western civilization???


El Lamo
 
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