You are not ready for my greatness

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I get a lot of people asking me: "Ed, how can I get mixes as good as yours?"

But truth is, you are just not ready.

You see, all of you amatuers using your crappy Behringer mixers and listening through your Radio Shack speakers. These pathetic little toys of your whim just can't hold a candle to my Art Tube MPs, AT 4033s, and Event 20/20s.

Don't even think about it. Because you are just not ready. Not yet. Not even close to being ready. For my greatness.

Oh yes, I hear your paultry, sorry, pitiful excuses for mixes. I hear them on the MP3 clinic, and they will forever haunt me, night and day, with their sheer amateurism and ineptitude! Ahhhhh! My Children! I hear your shrieks and cries of pain! " Ed! Ed! Who? Who will end the sea of insanity that is all of our inept mixes ? ? ! ! ! When will we be rescued from our sorry existance as makers of crappy mixes ? ?



And my answer to you all? You are just not yet ready.






For my greatnes.
 
Well well another Oregonian.

Listen champ, why dont you put your expertise where your mouth is?

Ill be putting up the "pubilc mix contest" next week.

With the (ahem) greatness of your mixes you are sure to win, no?

Come compete Ed, compete aginst the pee-ons.

Theres your call out.

Have a nice day.

:)
 
xfinsterx said:
Well well another Oregonian.
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That's pronounced ORE__EE__GUN, son.

And I don't think you want me to participate in your little mixing contest.


Not unless you want to be SCHOOLED, chump! !
 
_The_Real_Ed said:
That's pronounced ORE__EE__GUN, son.

And I don't think you want me to participate in your little mixing contest.


Not unless you want to be SCHOOLED, chump! !
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Suit yourself.
Id like you to participate though.
Take care.
:cool:
 
I'll be practicing for greatness in the Fluffy Rehearsal Room.
 
_The_Real_Ed said:
I get a lot of people asking me: "Ed, how can I get mixes as good as yours?"

But truth is, you are just not ready.

You see, all of you amatuers using your crappy Behringer mixers and listening through your Radio Shack speakers. These pathetic little toys of your whim just can't hold a candle to my Art Tube MPs, AT 4033s, and Event 20/20s.

Don't even think about it. Because you are just not ready. Not yet. Not even close to being ready. For my greatness.

Oh yes, I hear your paultry, sorry, pitiful excuses for mixes. I hear them on the MP3 clinic, and they will forever haunt me, night and day, with their sheer amateurism and ineptitude! Ahhhhh! My Children! I hear your shrieks and cries of pain! " Ed! Ed! Who? Who will end the sea of insanity that is all of our inept mixes ? ? ! ! ! When will we be rescued from our sorry existance as makers of crappy mixes ? ?



And my answer to you all? You are just not yet ready.






For my greatnes.
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This is what I call a great sense of humor :D.
Ed you truly are my hero now.
 
*bows* I'm sorry for being so poor at all things recording... please accept this Sennheiser E845 as my megre sacrifice to you. My god. *bows*
 
I will pee on your greatness. For you greatness comes in the form of a toilet.
 
I agree with Ed and I am currently selling all my shit on Ebay. Sorry Ed, sorry for wasting your time. :o
 
_The_Real_Ed said:
That's pronounced ORE__EE__GUN, son.

And I don't think you want me to participate in your little mixing contest.


Not unless you want to be SCHOOLED, chump! !
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I wanna be schooled.!!...I wanna be schooled!!!.. :confused: .. :eek: :D
 
scottboyher said:
I will pee on your greatness. For you greatness comes in the form of a toilet.
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Have you gotten that pee problem checked lately?........ :D
 
I pee on your mixes.

I pee on all of your bad mixes.


All of them.





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_The_Real_Ed said:
You see, all of you amatuers using your crappy Behringer mixers and listening through your Radio Shack speakers. These pathetic little toys of your whim just can't hold a candle to my Art Tube MPs, AT 4033s, and Event 20/20s.

Don't even think about it. Because you are just not ready. Not yet. Not even close to being ready. For my greatness.
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you can suck my balls.
 
_The_Real_Ed said:
I pee on all of your bad mixes.

All of them.

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i try to get people to pee on my bad mixes but i usually get a
"it's ok" or something not very helpful like that.
 
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